And The Winner is...

Sorry for the long delay. but we have a winner!




Okay, the  video was a dumb idea with the lappy's cam cause the words are actually mirror-ed and I'm too lazy to reverse it back.  #BimboMoment

Anyway the Winner is VIX! So I can save your trouble from watching the video. HAHA

I did not list down all the contestant cause I scare people shy mah!

Congras Vix! I'm sure you'll have a great time with that!

Masturbation World Champion

Seriously, no doubt about me believing in the importance of masturbation but being a WORLD CHAMPION is just too much. Holding the record of 9hrs is seriously too much too. Doing it in front of the tv variety show is too much and doing it while your cat is meowing in front of you is definitely too much.

I have to say that masturbation makes a person love himself or herself more no doubt and it is important to know your own body like especially for the ladies to know where your G-Spot or what not spot is but masturbating like as if it is nothing or a real big "career" in this case is a little too much for me.

But, in this video we also see something that is very sweet is that the guy understand that the gf does not like sex as much and he decides to turn to masturbation instead of fucking around all over the place. No? And because of that, the gf also accept him and his hobby and even support him by timing for him. Is that true love? Or is it just because they are Japanese?

I am not too sure if this is the same competition but I got curious and did a google on such competition and look what I found!

MASTURBATE-A-THON! 


It even comes with different category of competition and even couple category! How amazing!!!

Mr.Smith, FAB FAB FABBBBB

Did you just stare at my chest?

Really?

Ladies : Have you ever have that feeling that a guy is staring at your tits? Do you like it or did you find it offending? Is a 2 sec micro staring okay with you or even a 20 secs works for you? Like mentioned in the video, if you really hate people from staring/ looking, why not wear something else that cover your breast?

Gentlemen : Will you try to pull this off if any ladies ever confront you? If not, what will you say in your defense?

Me? I am very sure ladies out there know that I am totally a "breast man" and I am also very sure that the ladies know that I am looking at them. I think ladies who wish to share an enough amount should take it as a compliment that a guy is looking. Give a nice look but do not stare and give dirty look. That is my tips for the guys and if really confronted just give a simple "Looks like you caught me there, it's really nice and worth even a 2nd look you know? Let's take a picture together? No?"*

* Try it at your own risk, it is not like I have no pull off such replies or words before but result might defers from each individual.

Boyfriend Rips Off Girlfriend's Bikini Top

Talk later, video first :



For those who do not understand Chinese, basically what happened was an angry boyfriend found out that the girlfriend was participating in bikini contest and to "solve the problem" he decides to flash his girl friend. Translating what he says, "You like to showoff? let's show everyone everything then."

Not too bad a pair of tits for a China girl if you ask me but seriously this man has got some anger management issues.

This is so funny you have to see it twice. And now in pictorial :

From the youtube video :

The girl is identified as Bai Jing (白静), best known from Chinese dating show "Fall in Love" (爱情连连看), and Chinese netizens widely suspect the video and incident is just a publicity stunt.


Publicity stunt or not, I am saying thanks on behalf of all my readers. Thank you for showing them to me. 

"All of my friends are really happy with my breasts"

Seriously. I have no clue how this sentence work. Do you tell your friends "Hey. I'm really happy with your breast you know?"

Not just 1, not just 2 but ALL!!



Check out the video at 2mins and 20secs to find out what I am talking about.

Anyway what are your thoughts about breast implants?

Do you look down on people with implants? Do you think some people really need it? Will you be HAPPY for your friend's new pair of tits?

For the ladies,

Will you do it if it is free and safe?
Will you do it cause you partner wants you to do it?
Will you do it just cause it's a "social trend" to have big jugs?

For the guys,

Will you be okay if your partner wants to do it?
Will you encourage your partner to do it?

For me? Although I am a "breast man" I think it's fine regardless with or without. basically I am very neutral about it and I will not look down on anyone just because it's fake. Like I always tell people, Avatar(The blue man movie) is nothing but (fake)graphics and we still like it. We do not always need things to be real. Right?

P.S: Since implants are something off the shelf, so can anyone of you promise to let me touch them if you ever have it implanted? Thanks in advance!