You know you are too horny when...

You know you are too horny when u encounter such a conversation with the girl friend...


*At the pet clinic with the girl friend waiting for Ted's(our cat) turn to get the vet consultation. GF saw the price chart and ask me :


GF : Look.. consultation for complicated case such as pregnant and on heat are more expensive.

Me : oh ya.. (back to iPhone game)

GF : What is the meaning of on heat ah ?

Me : I think like mating season? damn horny lor

GF : huh? What can they do if they too horny? like that also can see vet meh ?

Me : dunno leh.. maybe got jab ?

GF : Really ? Like that I need to buy some and Jab you liao ..

Me : =.= WTF ? &*%&%!^@%!*@


GF - 1 : Smith - 0