Masturbation World Champion

Seriously, no doubt about me believing in the importance of masturbation but being a WORLD CHAMPION is just too much. Holding the record of 9hrs is seriously too much too. Doing it in front of the tv variety show is too much and doing it while your cat is meowing in front of you is definitely too much.

I have to say that masturbation makes a person love himself or herself more no doubt and it is important to know your own body like especially for the ladies to know where your G-Spot or what not spot is but masturbating like as if it is nothing or a real big "career" in this case is a little too much for me.

But, in this video we also see something that is very sweet is that the guy understand that the gf does not like sex as much and he decides to turn to masturbation instead of fucking around all over the place. No? And because of that, the gf also accept him and his hobby and even support him by timing for him. Is that true love? Or is it just because they are Japanese?

I am not too sure if this is the same competition but I got curious and did a google on such competition and look what I found!

MASTURBATE-A-THON! 


It even comes with different category of competition and even couple category! How amazing!!!

Mr.Smith, FAB FAB FABBBBB

Sperm Donation Anyone ?

Tip off by one of the #humsupleague reader.



Sounds like s super awesome sperm donation machine but if you ask me, it's nothing more than a masturbot ? (Masturbate Robot) And I really wonder about the hygiene part of this machine. Isn't it like fucking some random woman and everyone will be fucking the same machine ?

I think they should just add a human torso and pair of boobs to help.

Mr.Smith, is this an easier way to duplicate more Smith?