The Reason to have Sex.

How many reasons does it takes you to take off what you are wearing and have a good sex?

According to my current favorite sitcom - How I Met Your Mother, sex does not always means love. The character from the show, Lily actually listed out 50 different reasons to have sex. Is another one of the reason(s) stated one of the reason(s) that you last had sex?

From HIMYM Website

Slowly go through the list and you will find some really interesting ones. My favorite is actually no.45) - Your condoms are about to expire !

If you ask me.... do you really need a reason to have sex? 

Mr.Smith, keep on rockin !

The importance of premarital sex.

Nope, this post ain't the desperate move of Stinkapore gahment's trying to raise of birth rate. ( Not Yet At Least). I believe it was a popular debate back in the 80s IF it is yes or no to premarital sex and back then it was more conservative and it was never really talked about. In fact till the 90s people are still trying to look like a virgin. I am talking in the context of Singapore of course. I have no idea how the game was played back then some where else in the world.

Anyway the year is now 2011 and we have movies and shows or what on "show casing" that premarital sex is very common. I am talking about premarital sex and not casual sex here. I am not promoting casual sex and even if you think I am, please think about it that I am promoting safe sex at the same time. (Since when sex comes in so many forms right? Safe, Protected, Casual and what not.)

Do you still have friends who believe that sex(or rather love making for those who believe) should only happen with 1 person and after marriage? We all know the benefits of having sex such as curing headache (that's why i call myself a doctor sometimes) or better skin and burnt calories but what if you do not ? I am saying this from a perspective that sex plays a very big part in marriage. Yeah I love commitment too at the same time I am loving sex.

If you do not have sex before marriage -

1) what if it's because your hubby ain't really into woman and you are just a "beard" ? heard of the movie barebroke back blow jobmountain?

2) what if your sex drives has a big difference ? Hubby only wants sex once a month and wife wants it every other 2 days ?

3) what if your sexual preference is different? He wants to do that doggie while she is into cowboy.

4) what if many years down the road and a "sales person" comes in and promote herself that it's sad for a man to die as a "one-gina"

5) What if you hubby actually has a 2 inch long( not too sure if long is the right word) dick?

6) What if your gf's tits are nothing but bra pads?

7) WHAT IF YOUR GF WERE A MAN !!??

No doubt the above are what ifs but the fact that there are couple who wants to stay together before getting married is simply to eliminate as much what ifs as possible. What if he snores, what if he has bad breath, what if he doesn't put the toilet cover back. Marriage is a once in a life time commitment ( supposed to be) thus it's important to make sure that he/she is all you ever wanted in as many ways as possible. All these might sound like a joke to you (because it's coming from me) but the facts can't be denied that many bad marriage starts from bad sex and many good and successful marriage's credits goes to sex and couples being physically close. SEX plays a big part about marriage.

I don't think anyone need the "magazine" to be sealed before purchasing it these days. Weight the importance of virginity over all the above factors and the pros of having sex. And what's more, sex is AWESOME !

And just in case you do not get point 7. Here's an epic video.




And if you still don't get it. @eisen sums it all in a sentence over his tweet

"It's like test-driving a car before you buy it."

Will you have sex already

Lolita Vs Cougar (Inspired by Man Jailed for sex )

The article from ST about Man jailed for sex with 2 underage girls

Seriously ? We all know how good sex can be and it's not uncommon to see people trying to have sex with young girls for many reasons, BUT.. Seriously.. 12 yrs old ? ???

I mean we all know the pros and cons of having sex with younger or older woman right ? no ?

Anyway I created a table of my own on the pros and cons on Lolita Vs Cougar.

No offense,take it as a laugh and as usual this table is fully base on my own assumption. = )

Click Me


Cougar FTW !!!

here's my take. What's yours ?

Sex and Poem

We were talking about this sometime back and I totally forgotten about it until this morning. Yes, I was thinking abt Sex Poem Early in the Morning on a SBS bus.. dun ask me why..

Anyway here it goes !

Poem 1.

I took it off and I saw her nipple
I like it and I start to nibble
She slap my face and says I'm sick
I'm now standing here like a dick

Poem 2

Everynight we like to fuck
We do it in the dark
Sometimes even in the park
and mine was really hard

Poem 3

Sometimes in the morning,
I can hear her moaning,
I could feel I'm cuming,
But I was only dreaming.

Poem 4

Sex is not just about looks
just like these porn i download
although her face looks like toad
her moves did help me offload.


What? Not nice? No one ever told you I was gd with this. HAHAHA = P

You Can't Have Sex ?

A very interesting news turn up on my timeline this morning and it attracted my attention that's for sure.

"Fined for sex in cab"

So the headline already left me thinking ;

So what was he fined for ? Were they having sex at the back seat while the uncle was driving ? Or was it like the taxi go pass the ERP and got fined but so happen they were having sex at the back seat and tabloid news simply put it onto one heading and attract people to click it?

And the answer - None of the above.

According to the article, the taxi driver pickup the transvestite from Changi Village and they proceed to the other end of Changi Village to have sex. And was caught by a police officer.

So both the guy and the guy/lady was find $800 for "behaving in an indecent manner."

So you can't have public sex? Or is it because you can't do it on a cab? Can I do it if I park my cab in my own semi-d kinda carpark or garage? And having sex with a tranny in a room ain't crime rite?

Anyway here comes my real question - What is WRONG with the police officer ? I am not saying that it is his fault to be doing his job but in every society there are things which are left untouched as there is a natural balance within itself.

Is it saying that no one else in the police force knows about it ? No one in the police force knows that people at ECP off their lights and have sex in that major carpark with another X numbers of cars and couples doing the same thing ? If the answer is Yes people know about it than why isn't there any people stopping it ?

I am not saying or suggesting that the police are not doing their work but I do believe that there are flaw in every system and every flaw has it's own way of maintaining it.

In local term we call it - 'Take Cover'. The system says that every staff needs to apply number hours of off if you leave the office but being the local head you can close one eyes for a staff to leave for 1 hrs just to settle his passport right? Why did you choose to close one eye ? The staff will be glad and happy and you build a better R/S as a working partner in the office. You save the trouble of additional paper work. You can do the same when your time comes too. ; P

I have to put it clear one more time that I am not encouraging people breaking any law or suggesting that any department or anyone should play with the system or close one eye on anything wrong.

So seriously we can't have sex on a cab ? Wrong ! You can, you always could, just don't get caught. So where else can we officially have sex other than your room or hotel room? That's another tale for another time.

The Meaning of Your Relationship Status.

I noticed something very interesting while I was browsing my friend's facebook pages, quite a handful of them are having relationship status which I suppose it's wrong. Other than some of those jokers who are "Married" to a man I mean seriously some of them are getting it all wrong. For Example, the term "Open relationship" does NOT means relationship which everyone knows,it actualy means u r allowed to slp around w oths.

Thus, keeping the objective in mind, I am going to educate readers on the meaning of your "Relationship Status"

If You Are A Women . . .

Single

I am Single and I am available, you can date me if I am available on that day.

In A Relationship

I am in a relationship and I love my boyfriend. He might not be the best dick around but I love him. So other woman please go away and don't ka chiao( Disturb) my BF.

Engaged

I am almost married and I love my BF much, please do not disturb my BF.

Married

I am married and I am too busy to make love or baby due to work. I love my husband.

It's Complicated

I am so hot and there are so many guys coming after me. Tell me what should I do ?

In An Open Relationship

I kinda like this guy but we are trying out so mean while if you earn more than XXXX , please apply.

Widowed

I am a repackage version of single. In forum terms I am MWTS. "Might Want To Sell". Apply and I'll decide.

If You Are A Men . . .

Single

I am Single and I am allowed to bonk anyone of you. Please Add me as a friend

In A Relationship

I am in a relationship and have a woman to let me bonk at home but if you are interested and do not mind, you can still add me on fb and let me bonk you.

Engaged

I am almost married and this is the last chance I can bonk you girls and still fall asleep without feeling guilty at night. I THINK man who bonk after married are jerks. Please add me and let me bonk you.

Married

I am married and I can't accept the fact that I will be and am going to bonk this same woman until the age of 60 ( or and longer my friend can work) , please add me as a friend and let me bonk you.

It's Complicated

I can't get any love or any bonk but I do not want to looks like a loser and I hope people come and pity me which allows me to look pitiful and cheat girls into my pity zone and get bonk by me.

In An Open Relationship

I have a regular bonk r/s but I am very open to other bonk. Pls add me and let's bonk. 3Ps are welcome.

Widowed

It has been awhile since I last bonk other than Pam and 5 sisters. Please Add me and let me bonk you !

And if you haven't notice these r/s status can form some interesting combination like poker too ! And a lot of time we will put comment and "like" the status change.

Single to In A Relationship - I finally found my routine bonk !

In A Relationship to Single - Time for new bonk !

In A Relationship - It's Complicated - Is that the person I bonk the last time? Can't remember clearly

It's Complicated - In A Relationship - Yes ! I rmb her name correctly

Things can get a little more fun if ,

Single - In A Relationship - Single - Not the model I want..

Single - Open Relationship - In A Relationship - It's Complicated - Single - I tried but I can't get it up and I try and We did it but she didn't like it and we seek for help but we failed.

All being said, I am sure I am making a very daring assumption as usual. I am not suggesting that all guys cheat and all woman are devoted and my main point being beware of what you put online especially if you are new and unsure about this wild wild cyber world. Ask if you have too. And if you are really planning on cheat, this article could be a good reference too ! -

How To Cheat On Your Girl Friend !

Sex, and Why teenagers have it.

The question :

Sex, and why teenagers have it.

I know I ain't no longer some teenager for a long long time so what's with this topic ?

It's be course of this article on "today" paper dated last week. They did some survey and shared their results and thoughts and now I am going to share with you their results and MY thoughts and learning from these results.

The survey result :

Other than the results above, the article also shared that most of the people who have sex is because of the influence of porno and they are usually Net savvy and able to get source of pornography off the internet.

Now I totally know why the girls heart ge3ks.

The study also found out that adolescents who had dropped out of school, drank alcohol, smoked and live in low-cost housing were more like to have engaged in premarital sex.

But me to I too have some different answers and studies from the stats above :

1. There are 37.1% of guys who lied without blinking. ( Teenager and love is the reason for sex ? Did I tell you the time I drove a rocket to moon ? )

2. 21.2% of the guys are very lucky as their "unable to control themselves" didn't end up as rape cases and instead they got laid.

3.Curiosity kills the cat can now be revised into "Curiosity got me into the Cat" ( uh-huh? u dun get it? Cat ? Pussy ? Pussy ? Cat ? - Get it ? )

4."Do not know how to say no" 's % is really really close to "Unable to control themselves" and it makes me wonder.. hmmm...

5. Out of these %, I'm sure there's some who have sex with the reason like " I'm drunk" , " I'm force to" and " I needed the money"

6. There are more girls who have sex because of love than guys - concludes how much better the guys can lie comparing to the girls for the girls to believe there's real love. No there isn't - he just wanna bang you, run away and give excuses like "Unable to control themselves"

To be frank, I am not too sure about why they did all these stats and do all this survey for when the reason to the question is so obvious.

The question :

Sex, and why teenagers have it.

The Answer :

Because there are two groups of animals who enjoy sex and they are apes and cetaceans. WE ENJOY YES ! period.

Can I Use Singpass to Watch Porn ? Pleaseeee

It has been quite awhile since I last blog about sex.

It's not because there is nothing worth blogging about but I talk about it more often than I blog about it.

kay, I was just purely lazy kay ?

So what got me started to blog about sex this fine monday morning ?

Yes - the devastating news about porn sites being block out by our gahment.

1st things I will like to address - what is bad about porn sites ?

Whatever that don't harm you doesn't means it's good but there is a bottomline of no harm too right ?

In fact I totally felt that the relationship of porn, sex and birth rate are all tie in as one. In fact there is more help in porn than harm.

No, I am not talking about asking you guys to watch the porn and do the porn style at home. I am not asking you guys to follow their stunts or their massive fcukfest.

Let me do a very simple Good Vs Bad comparison for easy reading.

Let's start with the bad.

1. It's dangerous if kids or people with no self control get there hand onto it. This person might commit rape or molest cases.

2. It makes virgin girls imagine and set and bench mark that all man should have a 7 inch and more and last more than 45mins per fuck.

3. It makes virgin boy has fantasy about every girl they can fuck will swallow, will allow anal, will allow cum on face or even him fucking 3 bitches.

4. It makes couple have the fantasy of having sex in public which is very fun and help to up the birth rate BUT not legal. ( booo )

5. It makes nerd masturbate in front of the monitor all day. (but this is not all bad, masturbate is good for your body and it wouldn't make you go blind and grow hair on your palm. Those are urban myths. )

And now, the good.

1. Porns are like advertisement for sex. The more your watch it, the more you like it, the more you do it.

2. When pple do it, pple talks about it and due to peer pressure and the trendy thingy, you do it too !

3. Porn is viral, porn is word of mouth, but 1st we have to do it.

4. It's sexducational, you never knew the withdrawal method until you watch it yourself.

5. It makes you more creative when having sex. Your imagination runs wild and it's more than just a routine, if it's interesting, people do it.

So looking from the list of comparison, what we are seeing is that we have only 1 worry for porn - which is getting into the wrong hands. It's just like fire arms, it can be use to save the world as well as use to rob. Double headed spear I say, so how do we ensure things do not go this way ?

My suggestions.

1. Singpass - we should use singpass and allow viewers to log in. We can fake alot of accts and even use ur dad's credit card to pay for porn site but there is no way you fake your singpass ! - yes, sex is now a gahment matter and it's a big big deal ! No Sex No baby !

2. Doing roadshows about sex - how can we do roadshow ? what if kids see it ? of course there's a way ! Nightspots? Clubs? I'm sure we can find our targeted audience easily.

3. Put flyers about porn and sex at these few places - HDB board, ROM and even KK Hospitals. I am sure kids will not be at such place and these flyers will do the new couple more good than bad rite ?

4. breaking the Guinness book of record, isn't that something Singaporean always like to do ? Biggest X'mas Tree? Biggest Moon Cake? Most Pple Skipping together ? We can always have the most number of couple having sex together rite ? I mean BYOF ! Bring Your Own Fuck !

I mean there's lots of way to engage in sex or do a part for sex right ? Why isn't anyone doing this job and why is MDA doing it ? We should have a minister of sexual affair or MOS, Ministry of Sex.

Why is it so difficult to get a gf for Singaporean

Although it have been calculated that ration of man to woman is 1 : 4 there is 101 reason for Singaporean guy to get laid attached.. but what is happening ?

on stats wise there is nothing wrong w the ratio.. but technically on ground level we see what happen..

1 woman is a SPG .. so SG guy is not her cup of tea..

left 3...

1 is a lesbian... so that makes us left with 1.. ( lesbian also takes 2 hands to clap rite ?? )

left 1 ... so i thought to myself okay mah still have 1.. den today my colleague let me realize wat went wrong..

there are woman who likes ANIMAL !!! oh no.. so is a 1:0 thing.. damm !!!

Would u pay money to let other guys fug ur wife???

From Drop Box

The post above was shared by mr.ma.. as simple as crazy as it can be but it had happen..

i have no clue why this happen.. it's pretty funny..

when i saw this my immediate response was

"1st thing is u pay to have sex w ur wife ??

den do him make home video? watch ? or wat ?

then the wife will very into it? enjoy ? or just let him poke nia ?

den the baby come out will know who is the real father bo ?

den this kind of this also can have contract ah?

den why mr.ma u go search such article ?? "

ha ! .. i am not saying that i disapprove pple have sex.. like i always say.. i always wish that sex is just like any sports where u can go " hey.. tonite free?? wanna have sex ?" den the other person will reply " who else? just both of us? " den we will mass sms " anyone free for sex tonite ? so far we have john,susan and me.. "

but too bad.. sex transmit diease.. if not.. i think we can work towards that goal that sex is like a sports and not like something tat scarce after all..

as crazy as it seems.. sex is really more then meets the eye !!

Top 10 Places to have sex

alamak... i dun believe it.. some female blogger blogs about this topic and she actually got on the newspaper about this?

so is this news or is it just selling point for the papers?

:lol:


anyway.. if u guys are interested.. these are her top ten place..

1. On the deck of their yatch

2. Bf's Office

3. Roof top of building

4. Hotel - dun need to clear up

5. dunno where.. the chinese words too chim..

6. library !!

7. Car

8. Camping those tent wor

9. Male changing room

10. Bath Room.

so these are the ten lo.. or rather 9.. :lol:

some of the places are like so impossible for me lor..

aiya.. but wadever lah.. :lol:

temptress asked...

so the temptress has spoken..

Saturday, July 19, 2008


What do you think of girls who say stuff like, "I need a fuck now", "I'm feeling horny and I need a dick in me now". Do you consider them as sluts? Or some ladies with high sex drive which you feel you wanna lend a helping hand to?

But WHAT IF, it is told to you via the Internet, and the lady initiated a meet-up with you, would you suspect that it may be a gay,transexual or probably a lady that is not exactly physically attractive?

And WHAT IF, you are horny and needs to enter a pussy, you meet up with the INternet lady, only to see that she is plump, not pretty and probably not attractive. Would you still go ahead with doing it? Does the outer appearance affects your desire for wanting sex or your performance on bed?

and i have spoken too..

1. If a lady says she needs a fuck now and so on i will tell her go do it.I mean when a man gets hungry and so does woman rite? I understand the difficulty of woman in getting laid ( IF they are not hot) Hottiest can simply get laid at a party or sumthing but wat abt the not? as for man.. the hunks get laid more then we know and the not so get their fair share too, even if not from ONS they can PAY for sex and they just think they are man but when a woman gets a gigolo ( not tat easy to find anyway from wat i know ) the view on her is so different. Somehow sometime man n woman just ain't equal. But then again if any lady ( friends or close friends ) needs a fuck and ain't too concern about the guy having gf or not i think it aint too difficult too. I guess man fcuk more and woman just make love. Man can fuck and forget but how many woman can do the same? I know there is but in ratio wise? end of the day we are still from Singapore

2. From the internet? sorry to disappoint, most likely i would think she is a lady boy cause there is alot actually out there.

3. for me i guess if we click i think physical aint the biggest obstacle cause i ain't the best looking guy out there too. Not only that but also the best looking ger might not be the one who give u a best time too u know?there is so many ways to turn someone on other den just physical..

Well.. that's abt it..so what else shld we talk abt next? - MORE SEX ??

Sex in public !!

Have i talk abt this before?? it doenst matter.. good things are worth doing and worth talking abt..

anyway i believe sex in public is always one fantasy everyone will have.. be it at the toilet, back alley , on the public transport, in ur very own ride..

It's always sexciting ! but point to note.. it is a crime to do so.. so if u wanna do it.. dun get caught..

i shall not talk too much this time round.. cause a picture tells a thousand words.. and this time round i have more then just picture..

A video for all.. enjoy ~

Cheers,




How To Have Sex In Public Without Getting Caught

Sex Is Just Like every other thing...

It has been sometimes since i talk about sex.. or rather blog about sex.. talking about sex is an everyday thing isn't it?

was talking to some friends about sex ( as usual ) and i actually found out that sex is simply just like any other things.. it's nv different.. it still works with the same logic..

1. It's like sports.. it takes more then 1 person to do it.. doing it alone is just a "practice" to make u better..

2. It's just like food..even if u do it very well.. it doesn't means everyone bite the same way.. some people dun take spice while some prefer it abit of tomyam.

3. It's not really about doing with who.. it's more of a who is that person to you.

I heard the 3rd point from a friend rather famous who i shall not name..

" Having sex with different boyfriend doesn't makes a different.. it's still the person you love at that time"

I suppose she was making love.. doing it with someone she luv.. size doesn't matter.. process doesn't matter.. where else looking at forum where guy pay for sex.. they always have field report

- this ger is good at doggie..

- this ger is good at bj.. no teeth feeling and so on..

that is fcuking?.. sex?.. that is like a critic talking about a soccer team..

is that so? do u guys agree??

but of course when u enjoy ur bf big dick or certain position or prefer ur ex bf doesnt means u dun luv ur currently bf lah~ so dun worry..

end of the day.. everyone have different sex drive.. different sex needs.. just like some pple like tom yam some pple dun.. (*hmmm.. did i say that b4?? )

whatever the case is.. just kip having sex and enjoy god's greater gift..

the usb port and the usb cable..

Hi! Are U a Bergin??

Was watching a video on youtube.. It's about a Famous Taiwan born mix blood Japanese Porn star. They talk abt things like why be a porn star and so on and so for.. but the real topic which interest me was - " Berginity "

Is a woman's berginity very important to man?

this is wat was brought up during the show

" Everyman wanna have sex with the woman he is dating with, but will like to marry a bergin at the end of the day "

which i find it is really very true but cruel, how can there be so many nice and good bergin out there guys are trying to fcuk them so much??

Some guys like bergin cause it's like a " I am the one who did it to her FIRST " i believe is not a so much of a feeling thingy.. it's more like a typical MCP pride thingy..

where else on the other hand some guys like more sexperience woman..

so which group do u belong to?

some woman in our society like to act bergin - everytime u talk abt sex they will act shy and so on.. EEE so disgusting.. and i seriously hate gers who falls in this category.. cause everyone loves sex and that is the bottomline.. everyone does it.. and our ERA is no longer the longer u kip the better.. kip so long for wad?? interest higher ah?? loyalty award is it??

and there will be another grp who are more open and willing to talk abt it..they share their sexperience in changing room or at least they bitch abt it on the fone with their best gf?sex is something u have to talk abt to enjoy it even more.. just like any other thing..

and of course i don't mean i support kiss and tell or rather fcuk and tell.. i do not believe in that.. especially like in the army.. many of my guy friends will do and go back to camp and show off.. come on.. i mean if she is someone u met at the club i still can accept.. but if is ur gf..u can say both of u had good sex..but maybe not till the very detail detail point .. i think u are not respecting her if u are really telling it in full details like what she does and what she likes to say during sex.. it's rather weird..

Woman nv care abt a man's berginity.. this is sumthing i am very confident about.. cause most man lost it to either their left hand or right hand with the help of Vivian Hsu or Pamela Anderson during my ERA..which woman cares if their bf is a bergin? i think the very most they care abt is if u are still having sex with other woman after being together with her? or have u visited any LSB or hooker b4 being with her..

i suppose man who really cares abt their wife being a bergin or not.. pls try to change ur concept unless you are telling me you are a bergin as well until the day u get married.. and that.. i ish respect you deep deep..

So to conclude my post..

What is berginity? Is it a feeling? A lie? A myth?An sexperience? or is it just abt the hymen?

Is there such thing as the correct age to lost it? 13 ish too young? 30 ish too old? who is in the position to judge what is correct or wrong?? it is always in the eye of the beholder which is affected by the environment and society..

Fuck the rules.. let's make love..

Mr.Smith, "Hello.. pls dun act like a bergin in front of me !! "

Porn..

Porn..

A Video of pple making love.. be it with or without story..

Is a video of a lady flashing her boobs consider porn??

Anyway.. My topic for today is porn..

1) Why Do Man Watch Porn?

2) Do Woman Watch Porn?

3) Do Woman Allow their BF to watch Porn??

4) Should Couple Watch Porn together??

5) Should you do home made video??

*) FAQ

Why Do Man Watch Porn??

I dunno about those guys who always put up a goody goody look who claim that they dun watch porn. If u ask me.. i think those guys are worst then those who watch porn, cause they watch and they lied about it. The only reason i can come out with that guy dun watch porn is cause they cannot find it. If they can find it, i don't believe they wouldn't watch it. Even if you are a weird guy, there are so many kind of porn out there, other den our normal Guy and Girl on bed porn , we have porn at different places, park, car, pool, mountain, beach, forest. We even have girl girl porn, boy boy porn, party porn, animal porn, home video porn. it is like you name it.. they have it..

but why do we watch porn. there is nothing shameful about watching porn. In my opinion, Watching porn satisfy humans' fantasy. Like what i stated above , there are so many kind of porn, so many ways of having sex, buy will you have the courage and be adventurous enough for all the above??

It's simply like watching movie, fill up the gap in your imagination. Can you be a superman and fly? can you be flying out of the moon? finding an incredible adventure into the desert?? NO?

So this is how porn works, it simply turn people on with all this fantasy thingy.. it's a mind game..

DO woman watch porn?

Very subjective.. many say no.. some say yes.. Different from man, those who didn't watch porn for a lady doesn't means they can't find.. it doesn't means they are lying as well.. some really do not watch porn.. but why?? Simply because of our so call "social morale image"

Woman classified man who watch porn "dirty" so even when they feel like watching it, they will worry " eee.. i also so dirty hor" but the fact is.. they wanna try.. they want it.. but they think it is "wrong" for woman to watch porn.. they also worry that after man know they watch porn.. man will look at them as if they are very horny, easy and loose woman.. which i don't think that is the case..

For those who say yes, good for them.. enjoy porn.. enjoy sex.. kip it up..

Should woman allow their BF to watch porn

Many ladies will say "NO" cause they find that " they can simply watch me.. why watch them" ...

or.. i simply dun like my man to watch other woman naked..

why not?? imagine the things ur bf is going to learn from those video and he is going to be so kinky and you guys are gonna have such good bed room fun!!

but of course.. there will be time where woman feel very uncomfortable when their bf is asking too much from them.. You must always remember that they are porn star for a reason.. They are the professionals.. their dicks are longer.. their breast are bigger.. they can do more positions and more dicks can going into them.. simply cause they are PROFESSIONALS!!! and they are paid to do so and they do it so often.. just like comparing ur chicken rice u cook and the lady selling at the stall.. of course there might be pple better den the one selling at the stall.. but how often do that happen??

so do not compare.. but u can learn what you can..and enjoy~ so guys pls dun expect your gf to squirt as much or able to let u penetrate their asses as deep.. and for the ladies.. you know.. not all guys can go on 90mins.. even beckham get subs out in certain matches.. 90min is simply crazy..

Should Couple Watch Porn together?

At the point of view of a good relationship.. why not?? couples should share their hobbies, do things together and why not porn?

watch together.. get turn on together.. den do it together.. but of course like previously mention.. dun compare.. just enjoy..

if a lady is not too comfortable with watching some very violent porn or porn which is too out of the world like animal porn of sm.. maybe start off with something like a homevideo (like tammy) or very mild boy girl on bed 10mins short clip.

Should you do home video?

Why not if both parties are comfortable? It's kinky.. make u feel like you are a actor n actress for once.. and wat more our handphone has this function anyway.. but do remember to del it before you lost you hp..

and of course video AAR ( after action review ) is always very useful.. u can see where you did it well and where u screwed up badly.. very much like dancers looking into the mirror to find their own mistake or video taking down a marching during the parade to review what are their own mistakes.

so yeah.. get a camera phone.. for NSF or REG.. make your gf have one.. :lol:

FAQ

- Where got time?

No time for porn?? no worries..



PSP to the rescue!!

So what you waiting for?? let's watch some porn!!!

Smith, porn porn is good.. just dun get pwned

Some Other Sex Blog

If u guys even notice.. i was tag!! finally some on replied using blogger..

http://getfreakynow.blogspot.com/

She's writing a sex blog too!!! very interesting thoughts..

i'm not too sure about the rest.. but the other sex blog which i know are :

http://atemptressinme.blogspot.com/

Temptress.. famous one.. she talk more about her sexperience and fantasy..

http://jennytong.blogspot.com/

Jenny daring adventure.. i dunno how true are her stories.. but i seldom read them.. not much of thoughts.. more like stories to me..

i don't really enjoy reading pple saying that they are some ger and flashing or having sex.. it can be true my the voice inside me is telling me that it's just a nerd sitting there with one hand on the keyboard and still typing fast and another hand on his dick wanking off his own "sex story"

i'm not trying to point finger and say they are fake.. but i'm just saying that there is a chance..why be afraid to show the world who u are when u dare to say? u dare not admit? u worry it affect ur personnel life?? den don't preach..

worry pple think tat u are cheap?? in the 1st place i dun have sex cheap.. it's those pple who sell their soul who is cheap.. sex?? it's more then just pure enjoyment..

i rather spent time reading pple thoughts and view about sex and the city.. not any city.. but our flower city..

hope Taco Belle update her blog more often.. or even better.. come over often enuff to tag me...

Smith.. i am who i am.. so what if i enjoy sex??Even king and queen give birth..even teachers give birth..so??

Men Have Sex ; Women Make Love..

Oh Yea.. A very good morning to all ladies and gentlemen.. i just came back from another D&D last nite.. w00t.. full of babes.. nice pple.. nice dress and nice cleavage..haha..

anyway.. a very good week and i believe many more to come.. 1st of all i have another Fan Mail request here ( no joke .. it's true.. )

Reader - Ms [K] says : " Hi Smith , I like the way you blog about sex.. not many pple do it and it is interesting.. but i find it is not detailed enuff.. and can you talk on the topic abt the different mentality about man and woman regarding sex? "

OKay~ Ms [K],

To sum up the so call difference about Sex mentality about man and woman, it's sum up to the few words below :

" Men Have Sex, Women Make Love "

let's do it the normal way.. and dig out some word's of sexdom by women :

" I can only make love to the men i like "

" honey.. not to day.. i dun have the mood "

" let's try for a baby.. "

" I need the foreplay before sex "

" I love u so much dear.. i only wanna make love to you"


And now let's see what the guys have to say :

"that woman face CMI.. but body hot sia... NVM la.. cover the face.. attack the base "

"honey.. today pls?? i am always in the mood"

"baby??"

"driving u home after a date is part of foreplay..reach ur home.. attack ur base!! yay! "

" dear.. can try CIM?? CIF?? "

" dude, check that babe out.. fwah.. if i can have sex with her den steady liao"

Find those quote above very familiar? It's like a everyday thing??

This is what i mean by the difference in men and women on the topic sex..

Women ( most ) make love with feelings.. love.. the man they love.. and the process..

Men ( most ) make love with their dick.. sweat.. the woman who is hot..(or even any woman as long as got a female port ) and the process is just so so.. i'll say man are more result orientated.. offload == happy..

we all know that men are from mars and women are from Venus..

but due to global warming and star wars.. we find men from Venus and Women from Mars nowadays..so once again to CC " Cover Car S'ng" I must say.. dun jump to conclusion or stereotyping any gender.. this is just a generally kinda post..

anyway.. i personally enjoy foreplay.. maybe we can discuss about foreplay on the next post..keep those fan request coming!!

end off with a picture for u guys..



Smith, nv realli like to compare by gender.. it's a endless warz..

Enjoy Sex.. - Think , Talk , Do , Enjoy

Ever heard the saying of " Rich get richer and poor gets poorer? "

Actually Human is a very self-running machine.. u will become what ever u are if u are what u already is..

it applies to many many things.. and in this article we are talking abt - sex ( what's new ?

If a person tell u that they are not horny, they have low sex drive or they dun realli like sex.. it's simply because they do not know how to enjoy it..

Sex is not just about doing it..

Sex is not just a physical thingy..

It's about mind..

You talk about it.. You think about it... den you do it.. den u like it..den u enjoy it..

it's just like how they use the word addicted.. but of course addicted is abit too much. but there are sex addicts around. 1st u start.. u can't stop..

So.. dun be shy.. the more u reject it the more it will go away.. this is how sex is.. accept it.. be bold .. love it.. do it..

Desperate HouseWives Singapore

What's Wrong??

The market in Singapore ain't just about horny man and horny young ladies.. it's actually includes the house wives as well..

And the marketing company of Singapore aint that stupid as well..

they actually piggy back onto this " SEX SELL" concept..

look what they did to sell their product..


U mean ur paper or i use n rub liaoz sumthing will happen??

Strong.. Thick.. Longer.. what else can u ask for??

Smith , Eyes sharp like Eagle..but small