If I could re-write SEX.

When caught on the street with a "sex" survey on the simplest question and most basic question about sex. " What is sex ? " What would your answer be ?

1 - A process when a couple make babies ?

2 - A process to lost weight ?

3 - A process to which only can be done between a couple after marriage?

4- something very very sacred ?

5 - something you need to do everyday ?

6 - something you do at the end of each date ?

The above answers are just some of the many typical answers you get off the street.

But what if the question is twisted qns is twisted and change into

" If you can re-write the whole thing about sex, how would you do it ? "

No Idea ? Let me share with you, sex in Smith's World !

Sex will be a social hobby like MAHJONG !

Still fun and enjoyable but less the HIV, AIDS or whichever possible illness and Pregnancy will only happy upon connecting your "USB" port like those on planet Pandora ( Check out Avatar if you didn't get what I'm saying )

So bottomline is sex will become a game, a hobby for everyone.

Scenario 1 .

Tom : Wah, damm sian leh.. weekend again, nothing much to do.

Susan : eh.. have sex lah..

Tom : Who else available ?

Susan : maybe ask John, Mary, Lucy and Johnathon ?

Tom : anything lor.. u go ask them lor..

Scenario 2.

Tom : Finally knock off liao.. damn shag.. today client gave me a bad day man.

Susan : happy hour leh, relax a bi.

Tom : Where ?

Susan : lazy to travel, office toilet can ?

Scenario 3.

Tom : so how ? who is in for tonight's sex game ?

Susan : Mary and Jimmy.

Tom : Wah.. sian.. Mary coming ah.. not my kind leh.. maybe I not coming tonite lor..

Scenario 4.

Twitvite -

Venue : Takashimaya

Time : 5pm - 7pm

Please RSVP with Tom @ 9XXX XXXX

Don't you agree life will be so much better if SEX is made the way I want it ?

Otherwise what will you suggest ?

Mr.Smith, Hi Sir, How would you like your sex to be done?