Valentine's Day Special - Vibrator Giveaway

It's a big misconception that sex toy is a replacement of your partner. Some people will have the ideas such as "Why do I need a sex toy when I have a gf/bf/wife/husband." Do you agree with that? I don't.
I think the idea of sex toy can make the whole married life or sex life much more exciting. One of my favorite example would be couples who wish to try threesome but is too shy or can't find the "right" third person, a sex toy is one of the only solution out there.  And in fact, sex toy is a very good surprise as well as gift for your other half too! Especially on Valentine's Day!

Sometime ago I was given a MAHANA DUO from Picobong

Double vibrations, multiple sensations.

This is no normal vibrator and it takes a little imagination to find out how it works but it's all worth it I must say. What I really like about it on top of it's creative function and design is actually it's color and packaging. Like I say, it makes a real good gift! See! 

Your parents will have no idea what it is even if they found it in your room!

Although Valentine's Day is still like a month away but I think it is always good to plan ahead no? So first time on SmithTalksAboutSex, I am going to giveaway a vibrator! No, don't worry, it's not the same piece. It's brand new! 

Introducing HONI Mini Vibe! (Yes, I laughed at the name too. HONI, Horny.. get it?) 

Just like the MAHANA, it comes in 3 fancy colors! They say size does matter but when it comes to a mini vibe like this, my friend Sheryl will tell you small is good cause it's portable. Personally I find that this is a very good product for beginners as it's not like a monster 10 inch dildo which looks just too painful.

So how do you win this for yourself or even your partner as a Valentine's Day gift? 

I know some of you guys are shy and all so I do not need you to LIKE any facebook page. 

Simply Email to Smithleong@gmail.com title "HONI Mini Vibe Giveaway" and tell me you want this and it MIGHT be yours! 

Terms and Conditions

1. There will only be ONE winner for this giveaway.

2. There will be no choice of the color of the HONI Mini Vibe.

3. This contest is for readers based in Singapore ONLY.

4. Contest is open to readers above the age of 18 only.

5. Contest Ends on 31st January 2012.

So E-mail me NAO! 

Mr.Smith, Thank you for your participation and I hope you get some. 

I Stripped For PETA!

No, do not worry... There ain't any naked picture of myself on the blog. I am not that mad about getting onto our local tabloid papers (yet).

So sometime back I was talking about stripping for good cost and so I have done my part at strip. The experience at strip is ever consistant and of course good.

So of course you can read about my 1st boyzilian experience which was around a year ago. And this time round while the therapist was "manhandling" me, I did chat her up a little. Although I am like bottomless but it feels pretty much the same as any other small talks while you are getting a hair cut or getting your nails done.

Until today, there are still many men(and even ladies) out there who are shy about this whole process, wait a min, that's what we thought but is there really true? If that is true why are we have not 1 not 2 but 13 strip in Singapore? And you thought this numbers are interesting? Let's take a look at some other interesting numbers I have gathered.

Each therapist will "strip" around 12-13 customer on a good weekdays.

Out of this 12 customers, around 3 are guys.

Out of these 3 guys, it is 100% that guys do it all off.

0 guys have done the heart shape waxing before according to her, so do not worry.

So if base on her numbers, we have 13 shops locally, let's say we have around 3-4 Therapist at work per day, we will have 13x12x3 = 468. Which means we have around almost 500 naked bottom people walking around us from Strip daily. What about other smaller brands and home waxing?

So you see, we are not that shy about this whole process isn't it? I am sure most guys would like a trimmed or "naked" lady but what about the ladies?

Do you think it is important for guys to be neat at the "bikini" area as well?

Help me answer the poll below ladies!

How do you like your man and his hair?
	Shiny Clean!
	Trimmed, "botak" is too much.
	I like my man hairy! Real MAN!
	I don't like man.
pollcode.com free polls

So now what are you waiting for ladies and gentlemen!

Get Naked!

Masturbation World Champion

Seriously, no doubt about me believing in the importance of masturbation but being a WORLD CHAMPION is just too much. Holding the record of 9hrs is seriously too much too. Doing it in front of the tv variety show is too much and doing it while your cat is meowing in front of you is definitely too much.

I have to say that masturbation makes a person love himself or herself more no doubt and it is important to know your own body like especially for the ladies to know where your G-Spot or what not spot is but masturbating like as if it is nothing or a real big "career" in this case is a little too much for me.

But, in this video we also see something that is very sweet is that the guy understand that the gf does not like sex as much and he decides to turn to masturbation instead of fucking around all over the place. No? And because of that, the gf also accept him and his hobby and even support him by timing for him. Is that true love? Or is it just because they are Japanese?

I am not too sure if this is the same competition but I got curious and did a google on such competition and look what I found!

MASTURBATE-A-THON! 


It even comes with different category of competition and even couple category! How amazing!!!

Mr.Smith, FAB FAB FABBBBB

Women want it as much as the men do.

All along I have this (mis)concept that the men are the only one who are desperate. Although a little different in need but they have the same want, I guess.

So I was seated at this table of 8 other women during a recent wedding dinner. Out of this 8 women, 1 of them is my wife, 1 is attached and other 6 are all single and very available and nice ladies. I have no clue what baggage the have in depth that causes them to be single but physically and mentally they look pretty decent and nice to me. More importantly they do not have crazy eyes.

So it was a whole episode of behind enemy line for me. One of the few weddings where I am behind the line with the ladies and on the guys. Not listening to conversations like " That girl is so cute", "I think I want to know that girl", "That girl has some tits but look a little too young for me"but wait, did I not hear those conversation? Or did I?

Surprise myself, the women want it as much as the men do, they were too looking round for cute guys too judging  the guys on how good they look, also talking about relationship and wanting to find a guy in their life and too "scoring" the guys. So how different are the guys from the ladies? not much i guess?

So if a woman and a man has a same need/want/goal, what is stopping them to meet each other? Pride? Ego? Too good a self appraisal and asking for too much? What if we could lower our expectation? Give each other a little more leeway, will there be much more happy couples/people around us?

Are people around us letting good opportunity slip day by day just because of things like these?

Take it off and get it on. I mean take off your pride and get the love on. :D

Did you just stare at my chest?

Really?

Ladies : Have you ever have that feeling that a guy is staring at your tits? Do you like it or did you find it offending? Is a 2 sec micro staring okay with you or even a 20 secs works for you? Like mentioned in the video, if you really hate people from staring/ looking, why not wear something else that cover your breast?

Gentlemen : Will you try to pull this off if any ladies ever confront you? If not, what will you say in your defense?

Me? I am very sure ladies out there know that I am totally a "breast man" and I am also very sure that the ladies know that I am looking at them. I think ladies who wish to share an enough amount should take it as a compliment that a guy is looking. Give a nice look but do not stare and give dirty look. That is my tips for the guys and if really confronted just give a simple "Looks like you caught me there, it's really nice and worth even a 2nd look you know? Let's take a picture together? No?"*

* Try it at your own risk, it is not like I have no pull off such replies or words before but result might defers from each individual.

喜爱夜蒲 Lan Kwai Fong

Movie - Lan Kwai Fong

Ever been to Hong Kong? Heard of the "clubbing street" Lan Kwai Fong? Few months back in Hong Kong, a movie base on this popular night spot hit the big screen and as you could see from the poster above I am not surprise that it is a block buster.

Not too sure if the show has any truth to it since I do not live in Hong Kong myself but just to briefly share what is this show about, it is generally about night life of youngsters, sex, lies, love(a little) and tits. That explains a lot why this article in on this blog.

This show is pretty much about clubbers and their life and their game of one night stand. I am not too sure if some ladies will take it as an insult as the film did film it in the light that the women are pretty easy in Hong Kong. Again, I am pretty sure there is some truth to it in someways. I suppose it also works as a warning to some as not to play with fire if you can't stand the heat. I shall keep the details low and let you watch the show yourself.

What about local scene? If we are ever going to have a movie like this in Singapore, should it be known as Clarke Quay or Zouk? Which is a place where One Night Stand happens? Have you been involved in a One Night Stand? Is it really just for one night? Was it enjoyable? Did you do it cause you like it or did you do it cause you look "cool" doing it? Most important question - did you play it safe?

You realise that in my series of question above, I am not questioning about the "Right or Wrong" about the issue on one night stand. Why? To me, sex is one of the basic need in a human's life which even Maslow agrees. If you do not have a relationship, do not have a fuck buddy, there has to be someway you "Take care" of that need no?

This show has plenty of sex scene but there is no nudity. I suppose this is how "subtle" the Chinese are with shows like these. It's the "if you don't see her nipple, she is not naked"- logic. Not much of a logic if you ask me.

To end of the post, this is one of the actress in the movie, her real name is DaDa Chan and her in show character is known as Cat. A one night stand queen in the show. No explanation needed on why I am featuring her. Self-explanatory.  Got Picture Got Talk!

34Ds if you are asking. 

Mr.Smith, one night stand or not - play it safe, play it smart.

Sex School With Practical Lesson Anyone?

According to Source : World's First Sex School With Practical Lesson.

Actually i really have no clue what to comment on this. I am just really curious how this whole thing is going about and after that you will get a diploma in sex? So the teacher will actually grade you at the end of it?

Remember everytime we take a diploma or degree course and they will kind of show you a list of what job prospect you might be in for? What could this list be?

1. Prostitue
2. Porn Star
3. Good Wife
4. Good Hubby
5. A Real Good Fucker.

A sex school aside, what if it's just a couple of lessons that you pick up (Like those community centre courses) to have better sex life and know what you are doing, will you sign up? Of course, not from a point of view of just getting "free sex" but will you sign up to "improve" you bed skill? You will be surprise what you will pick up right? Since none of us really "pick up" the skill of having sex, you might be doing something really wrong all this while without knowing it no?

Let me know what you guys think about this?