Monday, December 7, 2009

Can I Use Singpass to Watch Porn ? Pleaseeee

It has been quite awhile since I last blog about sex.

It's not because there is nothing worth blogging about but I talk about it more often than I blog about it.

kay, I was just purely lazy kay ?

So what got me started to blog about sex this fine monday morning ?

Yes - the devastating news about porn sites being block out by our gahment.

1st things I will like to address - what is bad about porn sites ?

Whatever that don't harm you doesn't means it's good but there is a bottomline of no harm too right ?

In fact I totally felt that the relationship of porn, sex and birth rate are all tie in as one. In fact there is more help in porn than harm.

No, I am not talking about asking you guys to watch the porn and do the porn style at home. I am not asking you guys to follow their stunts or their massive fcukfest.

Let me do a very simple Good Vs Bad comparison for easy reading.

Let's start with the bad.

1. It's dangerous if kids or people with no self control get there hand onto it. This person might commit rape or molest cases.

2. It makes virgin girls imagine and set and bench mark that all man should have a 7 inch and more and last more than 45mins per fuck.

3. It makes virgin boy has fantasy about every girl they can fuck will swallow, will allow anal, will allow cum on face or even him fucking 3 bitches.

4. It makes couple have the fantasy of having sex in public which is very fun and help to up the birth rate BUT not legal. ( booo )

5. It makes nerd masturbate in front of the monitor all day. (but this is not all bad, masturbate is good for your body and it wouldn't make you go blind and grow hair on your palm. Those are urban myths. )

And now, the good.

1. Porns are like advertisement for sex. The more your watch it, the more you like it, the more you do it.

2. When pple do it, pple talks about it and due to peer pressure and the trendy thingy, you do it too !

3. Porn is viral, porn is word of mouth, but 1st we have to do it.

4. It's sexducational, you never knew the withdrawal method until you watch it yourself.

5. It makes you more creative when having sex. Your imagination runs wild and it's more than just a routine, if it's interesting, people do it.

So looking from the list of comparison, what we are seeing is that we have only 1 worry for porn - which is getting into the wrong hands. It's just like fire arms, it can be use to save the world as well as use to rob. Double headed spear I say, so how do we ensure things do not go this way ?

My suggestions.

1. Singpass - we should use singpass and allow viewers to log in. We can fake alot of accts and even use ur dad's credit card to pay for porn site but there is no way you fake your singpass ! - yes, sex is now a gahment matter and it's a big big deal ! No Sex No baby !

2. Doing roadshows about sex - how can we do roadshow ? what if kids see it ? of course there's a way ! Nightspots? Clubs? I'm sure we can find our targeted audience easily.

3. Put flyers about porn and sex at these few places - HDB board, ROM and even KK Hospitals. I am sure kids will not be at such place and these flyers will do the new couple more good than bad rite ?

4. breaking the Guinness book of record, isn't that something Singaporean always like to do ? Biggest X'mas Tree? Biggest Moon Cake? Most Pple Skipping together ? We can always have the most number of couple having sex together rite ? I mean BYOF ! Bring Your Own Fuck !

I mean there's lots of way to engage in sex or do a part for sex right ? Why isn't anyone doing this job and why is MDA doing it ? We should have a minister of sexual affair or MOS, Ministry of Sex.

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