Things Woman Hates about man

I was really some back dated men's health and they were saying about things woman hates abt man and of course asking us to avoid it if u wanna be a ladies man..

but i just cant remmeber what were the topic.. so i decide to do a google..

and the return i get is scary !!!

but eh wait.. i search

"things woman hates about man"

but most of the 1st page return is " things man hates abt woman"

and so we just thought woman are the petty one? looks who's talking.. all the article flying around the net abt man hating woman.. haha

since i am like such an expert ( self proclaim ) with woman.. i think i will just come out with something woman hate dislike about man.. ( i think hate is too strong a word ) I am looking at the game from start.. from knowing her.. to be close friend to be together.. a whole journey top ten..of course i will be leaving out things which is very obvious like u are a serial killer.. u cheat on her.. u slp with her best friend kinda thing...

No.10

Full Of Himself

A normal nite at the bar.. Hi i am John.. Hi I am susan.. blah blah blah.. one whole nite. it's abt how good u are.. how rich u are.. u know who u do what.. are u sure she is even interested ?

No.9

Not Gentlemen Enough

Keyword No.1 Gentlemen.. what makes u a gentlemen ? always checking if she is okay.. if she need anything.. open the door.. a little good nite.. very very little gesture.. yes.. i say little.. but to the ladies.. it's important..

Keyword No.2 Enough.. what is enough ?? no.. woman just can't get enuff of love.. shower her with all the gentlemen love.. she wil love it..

No.8

MCP

in a nutshell.. not letting her to be who she is.. always thinking u are right..always give instruction and not discussion..

No. 7

Not taking lead

this is pretty difficult and might sounds very much the opposite of no.8.. bear in mind this is the gray area and the balancing point where u have to find.. everywoman have different G-spot and different woman have a different set of rules.. and this one is one of the most difficult .. getting the balance.. not being a jerk of MCP and not being the weak little no idea wat i wanna do man.. take the lead.. tell her ur plan..

No.6

Not respecting her

i mean in general man or woman hates this.. so this have to be on the list..this needs alot of communication.. when man n woman comes together.. we can't assume alot of things.. cause man n woman have different social equitte ( fug.. i cant spell this word )..so we have to respect her.. no.. i am not saying u cannot make decision.. u can make.. and ask her for comment.. if u have the same idea.. good for u.. if not.. try to convince her to buy ur story.. if it dun work? confuse her.. still dun work.. u have to evaluate when to give in and when not to..

No.5

Rejecting Sex

seriously.. i dunno why.. but when a woman wants to give it to u.. TAKE IT !! TAKE IT !!! 1st problem.. i dunno why u are rejecting.. all sex are good.. TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT!! it is sooo rule to reject her u know ??

No.4

SMS date

this can be quite mild for some lady.. but for me.. i think no no no .. if u wanna ask her out.. fucking call her pls.. dun sms.. and u know whatt's the chance of sms-ing the wrong get and asking her out rite ?

No.3

Say u will call and u nv..

this sucks.. man take this as a closing with everyone.. "eh.. catch up w u bro.. will call u.. " but in the woman world.. " nice meeting u.. i'll call u" it simply means i am happy and i will call u.. and yes.. pls call her when u say it.. if u are not planning to.. u can close the day with "i had fun.. u take care.. good nite.." duh !

No.2

Sending the wrong signal

yes yes yes.. they hate it.. they hate it.. cause woman n woman are always very caring.. and when man show care to a woman it is pretty normal to them too.. they wouldnt think as much as a man would.. according to man are from mars and woman are from venus.. this is the ball game.. so if a woman felt that a man likes her and she likes u back.. it's either u are really showing it too obvious or u are cheating her.. yes u nv sign on the dotted line yet but still u made her felt like an ass.. worst still u kip doing it and not clarifying it.. and they will be like " does he like me" and they always have the " shld i just wait for him to tell me..".. "it's so embrassing for a lady to ask a guy if he like her" and after all this thought.. tar dar... mr.man is attached.. I WILL KILL U!!! said woman..

No.1

this have to top the chart..

Missing of the magic word " I LOVE YOU"

i dunon what is wrong w someman.. they love u.. they really do.. but this 3 word is just like costing them a million dollars to speak it out.. SAY IT !! MAN !! SAY IT !! IF U LOVE HER !! TELL HER !! LET HER KNOW !!!!

Some that didnt make my chart

of course there are still alot alot which goes against "morale" issue and some which goes against the norm.. but still i think some are close.. but not enuff...

- Looking at gers.. i thought we are at the era that even gers look at gers.. so no damage..
- Late for date.. ever since the cre8tion of Handphone.. pple are so use to getting late and the " i will call u when i am near " thing.. so it's cool.. u can be late.. cause i can be later then late
- Surfing porn.. i mean porn surfing is like a very very common thing even woman do it.. so i guess no worries rite?
- Masturbating.. i know.. maybe will say u have a gf.. why masturbate? but knowing ur body ur self and with her is a different ball game.. it's not an insult as long as u still have sex w her.. unless u are telling me u prefer masturbating then have sex..then u odd to be shot..
- Two Timing
- Cheat on her
- slp with her best friend
- not giving her freedom
- not buying her her favorite gucci bag
- not nice to her parents
- not putting on condoms..
- not doing the style she wants
- not washing ur boxers
- not showering..

and the list goes on..


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