Smith Talks About Sex

The Sex Bingo Challenge.

2012-03-08T10:03:00.000+08:00

You know we all have this list of to-dos when we are at work or when we go to the super market or even when it comes to your own life. Like getting a wife, a car, a cat or even a trip to Europe.

What about a sexual "To-Do" list. Like literally to DO a certain (type of)person?

Although I am almost getting married and I pretty much know who I should be doing for the rest of my life, I too did a to do for the fuck of it (Like literally in this case.) and also to let you have a better idea!

1. A girl with really big boobs. (Like above D)
2. A girl with really small boobs. (really small, almost non-existant)
3. A Blone girl (Real blone not dye blonde hor)
4. A Hong Kong Girl!
5. An Actress!
6. A really famous blogger.
7. Girl with fake boobs.
8. A girl with a twin sister.

Maybe because I am like out from the scene for too long or I do not have much random desire(Who am I kidding) cause the list is surprisingly short in this case. I mean I have friend who did a list base on countries. And even for girls like they wanna find guys with 3inch, 5 inch, 7 inch, 10 inch, bend dick or whatever not legendary funny shape. When it comes to this stage of sex, it's no longer just lust or sex. It's almost like science where you are so curious about how your body will react to another sexual animal.

But of course, there are times you can score more than 1 person off the list at 1 time. Below is a fake list(ya right) that I just generated.

1.A Teacher
2.A Blonde
3.C Cups
4.A Virgin
5.A Shaved Pussy
6.A Blogger
7. Girl with fake boobs

So effectively you will clear all 7 at one go if you are doing "A Blonde Teacher who blogs and has Fake Cup C tits and a Shaved Pussy. And is a virgin" TAR-DAR~

7 HIT AIR COMBO!!

It pretty much became like those PS3 trophies system where you try to do weird things just to score it all?

But of course I mean there are people who self proclaim that it ain't that difficult to do who you want or it ain't that difficult to complete the list? So what about taking the challenge of the "Sex Bingo".

So how does the bingo works? First you need a list of say at least 25 possible qualities from girls? Draw a 5 by 5 box using pen and paper with ruler, excel or even power point. And then randomize the qualities into the 25 small boxes like the example below.

So take it easy, you ain't gonna check all 25 boxer out by 1 girl or 1 night. The objective is just to complete a line like traditional bingo. It can be a pretty good alcohol challenge if you guys are both players but of course we must have some possible terms and conditions to make sure the challenge is fair. For example, you can't alter the girl to fit into the boxes. You can pay for a hooker with such qualities unless one of the boxes says hooker. And if in any case you did a girl 3 months before and she was cup A and 3 months down the road she is a D it is considered as 2 box checked.

No offense to any ladies out there but it just seems too gay for me to do a list on the guys but I am sure you ladies can adapt this game and play along if you ladies are interested.

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE THING! AND IT'S GONNA BE LEGEN.......

BINGOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~ DARRRYYYYY~~~~~

P.S: Please let me know if any of you ever hit a bingo? You just win yourself a free HIV checkup with Smith Leong PTE LTD. Wish you good ~~fuck~~ luck.

And The Winner is...

2012-02-10T15:22:00.000+08:00

Sorry for the long delay. but we have a winner!

Okay, the video was a dumb idea with the lappy's cam cause the words are actually mirror-ed and I'm too lazy to reverse it back. #BimboMoment

Anyway the Winner is VIX! So I can save your trouble from watching the video. HAHA

I did not list down all the contestant cause I scare people shy mah!

Congras Vix! I'm sure you'll have a great time with that!

Valentine's Day Special - Vibrator Giveaway

2012-01-18T11:34:00.000+08:00

It's a big misconception that sex toy is a replacement of your partner. Some people will have the ideas such as "Why do I need a sex toy when I have a gf/bf/wife/husband." Do you agree with that? I don't.
I think the idea of sex toy can make the whole married life or sex life much more exciting. One of my favorite example would be couples who wish to try threesome but is too shy or can't find the "right" third person, a sex toy is one of the only solution out there. And in fact, sex toy is a very good surprise as well as gift for your other half too! Especially on Valentine's Day!

Sometime ago I was given a MAHANA DUO from Picobong

Double vibrations, multiple sensations.

This is no normal vibrator and it takes a little imagination to find out how it works but it's all worth it I must say. What I really like about it on top of it's creative function and design is actually it's color and packaging. Like I say, it makes a real good gift! See!

Your parents will have no idea what it is even if they found it in your room!

Although Valentine's Day is still like a month away but I think it is always good to plan ahead no? So first time on SmithTalksAboutSex, I am going to giveaway a vibrator! No, don't worry, it's not the same piece. It's brand new!

Introducing HONI Mini Vibe! (Yes, I laughed at the name too. HONI, Horny.. get it?)

Just like the MAHANA, it comes in 3 fancy colors! They say size does matter but when it comes to a mini vibe like this, my friend Sheryl will tell you small is good cause it's portable. Personally I find that this is a very good product for beginners as it's not like a monster 10 inch dildo which looks just too painful.

So how do you win this for yourself or even your partner as a Valentine's Day gift?

I know some of you guys are shy and all so I do not need you to LIKE any facebook page.

Simply Email to Smithleong@gmail.com title "HONI Mini Vibe Giveaway" and tell me you want this and it MIGHT be yours!

Terms and Conditions

1. There will only be ONE winner for this giveaway.

2. There will be no choice of the color of the HONI Mini Vibe.

3. This contest is for readers based in Singapore ONLY.

4. Contest is open to readers above the age of 18 only.

5. Contest Ends on 31st January 2012.

So E-mail me NAO!

Mr.Smith, Thank you for your participation and I hope you get some.

I Stripped For PETA!

2011-12-23T10:45:00.001+08:00

No, do not worry... There ain't any naked picture of myself on the blog. I am not that mad about getting onto our local tabloid papers (yet).

So sometime back I was talking about stripping for good cost and so I have done my part at strip. The experience at strip is ever consistant and of course good.

So of course you can read about my 1st boyzilian experience which was around a year ago. And this time round while the therapist was "manhandling" me, I did chat her up a little. Although I am like bottomless but it feels pretty much the same as any other small talks while you are getting a hair cut or getting your nails done.

Until today, there are still many men(and even ladies) out there who are shy about this whole process, wait a min, that's what we thought but is there really true? If that is true why are we have not 1 not 2 but 13 strip in Singapore? And you thought this numbers are interesting? Let's take a look at some other interesting numbers I have gathered.

Each therapist will "strip" around 12-13 customer on a good weekdays.

Out of this 12 customers, around 3 are guys.

Out of these 3 guys, it is 100% that guys do it all off.

0 guys have done the heart shape waxing before according to her, so do not worry.

So if base on her numbers, we have 13 shops locally, let's say we have around 3-4 Therapist at work per day, we will have 13x12x3 = 468. Which means we have around almost 500 naked bottom people walking around us from Strip daily. What about other smaller brands and home waxing?

So you see, we are not that shy about this whole process isn't it? I am sure most guys would like a trimmed or "naked" lady but what about the ladies?

Do you think it is important for guys to be neat at the "bikini" area as well?

Help me answer the poll below ladies!

So now what are you waiting for ladies and gentlemen!

Get Naked!

Masturbation World Champion

2011-12-22T16:56:00.002+08:00

Seriously, no doubt about me believing in the importance of masturbation but being a WORLD CHAMPION is just too much. Holding the record of 9hrs is seriously too much too. Doing it in front of the tv variety show is too much and doing it while your cat is meowing in front of you is definitely too much.

I have to say that masturbation makes a person love himself or herself more no doubt and it is important to know your own body like especially for the ladies to know where your G-Spot or what not spot is but masturbating like as if it is nothing or a real big "career" in this case is a little too much for me.

But, in this video we also see something that is very sweet is that the guy understand that the gf does not like sex as much and he decides to turn to masturbation instead of fucking around all over the place. No? And because of that, the gf also accept him and his hobby and even support him by timing for him. Is that true love? Or is it just because they are Japanese?

I am not too sure if this is the same competition but I got curious and did a google on such competition and look what I found!

MASTURBATE-A-THON!

It even comes with different category of competition and even couple category! How amazing!!!

Mr.Smith, FAB FAB FABBBBB

Women want it as much as the men do.

2011-12-14T13:24:00.000+08:00

All along I have this (mis)concept that the men are the only one who are desperate. Although a little different in need but they have the same want, I guess.

So I was seated at this table of 8 other women during a recent wedding dinner. Out of this 8 women, 1 of them is my wife, 1 is attached and other 6 are all single and very available and nice ladies. I have no clue what baggage the have in depth that causes them to be single but physically and mentally they look pretty decent and nice to me. More importantly they do not have crazy eyes.

So it was a whole episode of behind enemy line for me. One of the few weddings where I am behind the line with the ladies and on the guys. Not listening to conversations like " That girl is so cute", "I think I want to know that girl", "That girl has some tits but look a little too young for me"but wait, did I not hear those conversation? Or did I?

Surprise myself, the women want it as much as the men do, they were too looking round for cute guys too judging the guys on how good they look, also talking about relationship and wanting to find a guy in their life and too "scoring" the guys. So how different are the guys from the ladies? not much i guess?

So if a woman and a man has a same need/want/goal, what is stopping them to meet each other? Pride? Ego? Too good a self appraisal and asking for too much? What if we could lower our expectation? Give each other a little more leeway, will there be much more happy couples/people around us?

Are people around us letting good opportunity slip day by day just because of things like these?

Take it off and get it on. I mean take off your pride and get the love on. :D

Did you just stare at my chest?

2011-12-12T15:30:00.001+08:00

Really?

Ladies : Have you ever have that feeling that a guy is staring at your tits? Do you like it or did you find it offending? Is a 2 sec micro staring okay with you or even a 20 secs works for you? Like mentioned in the video, if you really hate people from staring/ looking, why not wear something else that cover your breast?

Gentlemen : Will you try to pull this off if any ladies ever confront you? If not, what will you say in your defense?

Me? I am very sure ladies out there know that I am totally a "breast man" and I am also very sure that the ladies know that I am looking at them. I think ladies who wish to share an enough amount should take it as a compliment that a guy is looking. Give a nice look but do not stare and give dirty look. That is my tips for the guys and if really confronted just give a simple "Looks like you caught me there, it's really nice and worth even a 2nd look you know? Let's take a picture together? No?"*

* Try it at your own risk, it is not like I have no pull off such replies or words before but result might defers from each individual.

喜爱夜蒲 Lan Kwai Fong

2011-12-09T14:10:00.001+08:00

Movie - Lan Kwai Fong

Ever been to Hong Kong? Heard of the "clubbing street" Lan Kwai Fong? Few months back in Hong Kong, a movie base on this popular night spot hit the big screen and as you could see from the poster above I am not surprise that it is a block buster.

Not too sure if the show has any truth to it since I do not live in Hong Kong myself but just to briefly share what is this show about, it is generally about night life of youngsters, sex, lies, love(a little) and tits. That explains a lot why this article in on this blog.

This show is pretty much about clubbers and their life and their game of one night stand. I am not too sure if some ladies will take it as an insult as the film did film it in the light that the women are pretty easy in Hong Kong. Again, I am pretty sure there is some truth to it in someways. I suppose it also works as a warning to some as not to play with fire if you can't stand the heat. I shall keep the details low and let you watch the show yourself.

What about local scene? If we are ever going to have a movie like this in Singapore, should it be known as Clarke Quay or Zouk? Which is a place where One Night Stand happens? Have you been involved in a One Night Stand? Is it really just for one night? Was it enjoyable? Did you do it cause you like it or did you do it cause you look "cool" doing it? Most important question - did you play it safe?

You realise that in my series of question above, I am not questioning about the "Right or Wrong" about the issue on one night stand. Why? To me, sex is one of the basic need in a human's life which even Maslow agrees. If you do not have a relationship, do not have a fuck buddy, there has to be someway you "Take care" of that need no?

This show has plenty of sex scene but there is no nudity. I suppose this is how "subtle" the Chinese are with shows like these. It's the "if you don't see her nipple, she is not naked"- logic. Not much of a logic if you ask me.

To end of the post, this is one of the actress in the movie, her real name is DaDa Chan and her in show character is known as Cat. A one night stand queen in the show. No explanation needed on why I am featuring her. Self-explanatory. Got Picture Got Talk!

34Ds if you are asking.

Mr.Smith, one night stand or not - play it safe, play it smart.

Sex School With Practical Lesson Anyone?

2011-12-08T15:45:00.000+08:00

According to Source : World's First Sex School With Practical Lesson.

Actually i really have no clue what to comment on this. I am just really curious how this whole thing is going about and after that you will get a diploma in sex? So the teacher will actually grade you at the end of it?

Remember everytime we take a diploma or degree course and they will kind of show you a list of what job prospect you might be in for? What could this list be?

1. Prostitue
2. Porn Star
3. Good Wife
4. Good Hubby
5. A Real Good Fucker.

A sex school aside, what if it's just a couple of lessons that you pick up (Like those community centre courses) to have better sex life and know what you are doing, will you sign up? Of course, not from a point of view of just getting "free sex" but will you sign up to "improve" you bed skill? You will be surprise what you will pick up right? Since none of us really "pick up" the skill of having sex, you might be doing something really wrong all this while without knowing it no?

Let me know what you guys think about this?

1 in 5 men here cheat on partners?

2011-12-08T09:42:00.000+08:00

So according to asiaone, durex survey says that 1 in 5 men cheat on their partners.

Seriously? From what i heard and see around me it seems to be the other way round. Like 1 in 5 men DID NOT cheat on their partners. So I guess the cheaters cheated in the survey too?

Like some of my friends always ask me about the question on cheating. And my answer will always be the same. What is the bottom line of cheat? Some girls felt that texting another girl is cheating? Going out on a dinner is cheating? What if you are going out alone with another girl on dinner and your gf/wife knows about it? Is that still cheat? Is the physical act of sex cheating? Or is it when you are with your girlfriend but your mind is thinking of another girl, but you did not do anything physical to any other girls at all? Which act of the above is cheating to you? Which is worst? If you ask me, I felt that thinking and missing another girl when you are with your partner is worst than a night of crazy sex you had with a random girl. Soul > Body.

If it's a mistake I have to live with about my partner cheating, I would choose the fact that he got fucked by a random person but still loves me over being fucked by me on the bed but thinking of another man.

Some other very interesting numbers that I am getting out from the article and with my comments :

19 per cent of women who are unfaithful to their partners have a regular lover. (So I heard that the army regular lovers are pretty awesome in bed. :X)

Nearly one in three women here did not know if their partners had sexually transmitted infections (STIs) before committing to a relationship.

Women here have, on average, six sexual partners from the time they first had sexual intercourse. (Hope it's not on the same day.)

men in Singapore reported having 16 sexual partners from the time they lose their virginity. (I am like damn below par can?)

Almost twice the number of Singapore men compared to Singapore women said they lost their virginity in a casual relationship. (I am wondering what are the choices? Paid sex, Relationship, For Fun, After Marriage, Got Drunk, To a Bicycle, to a Tampon. ??? )

17 per cent of men here admitted to losing their virginity through paid sex. (WTF!)

Some 42 per cent of male Singapore respondents said they did not use any protection against HIV, Aids and other STIs when they had sex for the first time. (Not surprise)

half of the female respondents here did not use any protection when they had sex for the first time.(Half? I wonder which half, the top half or bottom half. :X)

the men who had unprotected sex, 41 per cent said they did not think about the risks, and only 18 per cent said it was a regrettable mistake in hindsight.

one in four women who had unprotected sex said it was a risk they were willing to take. (I wonder why.)

Slightly more than half of all male and female respondents here said they needed a better understanding of HIV, the virus that causes Aids.

Full Article here : AsiaOne
Do you believe in these stats?

Is SlutWalk Singapore about the right of women to dress provocatively?

2011-12-07T10:35:00.000+08:00

So, I got featured on TODAYonline video about @SlutWalkSG

This is like kinda backdated for the blog cause I was (as usual) busy. So I was interviewed about what I think about SlutWalk.

For those who are not too sure what SlutWalk is you can check it out over WikiPedia or just Google it.

For me, I am not too sure how much was understood(or misunderstood) over the video cause I have to stress that video interview is no joke especially on such a topic where the topic itself is a controversy.

First of all, I am with the organizer on the point that blaming the victim is not right cause there are people who dress very normal but still gets rape. Thus, it is definitely not the victim's fault that they got raped.

That being said, I am also not 100% with the whole idea of Slut Walk. The very first thing I am not that comfortable with itself is the name. No doubt the name Slut Walk creates a lot of attention but end of the day it is not the attention that we want but it's the education that we are trying to give here at the event. We are trying to get to the point that getting raped is not the victims fault and not that the victims are slut. Where else using the word Slut gives it a feeling like "I do not care if I dress like a slut, it is still your fault to rape me." or something along the line. Especially when we have a lot of ignorant people who do not read up more but jump to conclusion. I felt that if this is how it is being run, it might do more harm than help to the victims. It gives "public" the feeling that you guys just want to be different and be a hipster and go against the flow.

On the other hand, I do not think a protest really help either. Like I mention, it is something that people has very strong belief towards and a protest will not help cause by protesting, some people will just find that you guys are just creating trouble. It's just like a case in the X-men where protesting to help the mutants will just get the public hate the mutants more. (Not too sure if this is even a good analogy.)

Although I am saying that it might not help but I am not saying that the victims or the supporters should be sitting ducks. I did not manage to drop by at SlutWalk Singapore event itself but from the pictures I thought it is a very good way of spreading the word and showing support. Creating a buzz through such event ain't all bad but I just thought it might be a little better if they change a name? (I think I said that keeping the name is a good way of affiliating to the main event during the interview but 2nd thought, i change my mind. :x) I think something like PinkDot is a very nice movement, very subtle but yet strong in it's message. We do not see Pinkdot calling themselves GayWalk or something no?

To sum it up, what I am saying is that, yes, we should "fight" for this cause but we do not need to go all out head on with the opposition. No?

Boyfriend Rips Off Girlfriend's Bikini Top

2011-12-05T08:55:00.000+08:00

Talk later, video first :

For those who do not understand Chinese, basically what happened was an angry boyfriend found out that the girlfriend was participating in bikini contest and to "solve the problem" he decides to flash his girl friend. Translating what he says, "You like to showoff? let's show everyone everything then."

Not too bad a pair of tits for a China girl if you ask me but seriously this man has got some anger management issues.

This is so funny you have to see it twice. And now in pictorial :

From the youtube video :

The girl is identified as Bai Jing (白静), best known from Chinese dating show "Fall in Love" (爱情连连看), and Chinese netizens widely suspect the video and incident is just a publicity stunt.

Publicity stunt or not, I am saying thanks on behalf of all my readers. Thank you for showing them to me.

Is it "Wrong" to get pregnant at the age of 15?

2011-12-01T10:44:00.000+08:00

Straight to the point : As seen on STOMP. (Nope, I'm not a Stupid Stomper but I saw this via Twitter.)

I thought this is an interesting talking point for the blog. As usual, many funny comments on stomp and to sum it up there are a few points being brought up.

1. She is underage and considered a minor. (Singapore law, under 16 sex is against the law)

2. Is there a need to put it on facebook since you are already breaking the law?

3. Is she doing this to seek attention?

4. Friends on facebook is asking her to keep the baby, is that "right or wrong".

One thing as a time, like I always say, sex is good, underage sex is against the law(which makes it exciting for some - i guess) and getting caught for it is not joke. I guess it's a context issue cause some people will debate that "your grandmother from China" gave birth even at a younger age but I suppose it's a different thing since we are in Singapore and not China. I still recommend people to keep it till time is "right". No, I am not asking you to be a virgin until you get married. In fact I promote premarital sex. I suppose it's kinda of common for teenagers to have sex at such a age over at the states as well? I suppose you can do it after all but just do not get caught/pregnant. :x

Putting the status on facebook is a little too much I guess? Than again, facebook is where your friends are and if all she want is to release the stress I think it is okay. On top of commenting about this as in she is a attention seeker, I also see how stress herself is going through all these shit. age of 15 and being a mum is no joke. I am not even surprise that her action after knowing this does not belongs to her mind anymore. So i suppose people can cut her some slack on her action on facebook.

So the golden Question, to keep or not to keep. It is a life, no doubt. If you kill it, it is a life you are wasting but think again, if you force your way through and let this baby live on, force a marriage and get divorce there after, it is 3 lives we are wasting and haunting. Call me negative, I call myself practical, this is common and I have seen it myself and not just once but rather quite a few times around me. "Shotgun" marriage can hardly last and people who are in bad situation of a marriage who uses a child to hold the marriage did not work out half the time either. Than again, there is always two sides of the coin and there are always multiple outcome on whichever path she is taking. I just wish her good luck on her choice.

Anyway, if you are interested in the full article : link

Mr.Smith, bang bang is good, baby baby at 15 is NO good.

Too shy to buy a sex toy? Why not make one?

2011-11-24T16:28:00.000+08:00

*Disclaimer : I am just sharing this but that doesn't means I am saying it's safe to try at home.

No, I am not kidding, I really have no idea how fucking the sofa or fucking "Mr.KFC" feels. Please let me know if you ever thought of trying or did tried.

Share with me what are your thoughts about sex toys. Is it only something for the single and desperate? Is it something for a couple to spice it all up? What do you think about it in general?

As for me I find that it can really spice up the whole sex life. I think a lot of people feels very insecure about this whole sex toy thing like"what if your partner is addicted to a toy instead of you.", trust me, a toy can do magic but the real thing is still the best thing.

In fact i always wanted to check out a fleshlight! See! It even comes in different models of your favorite porn stars! *WARNING : LINK IS NSFW (DUH)

http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/

Mr.Smith, yet to try one? It's about time!

"All of my friends are really happy with my breasts"

2011-11-21T12:23:00.000+08:00

Seriously. I have no clue how this sentence work. Do you tell your friends "Hey. I'm really happy with your breast you know?"

Not just 1, not just 2 but ALL!!

Check out the video at 2mins and 20secs to find out what I am talking about.

Anyway what are your thoughts about breast implants?

Do you look down on people with implants? Do you think some people really need it? Will you be HAPPY for your friend's new pair of tits?

For the ladies,

Will you do it if it is free and safe?
Will you do it cause you partner wants you to do it?
Will you do it just cause it's a "social trend" to have big jugs?

For the guys,

Will you be okay if your partner wants to do it?
Will you encourage your partner to do it?

For me? Although I am a "breast man" I think it's fine regardless with or without. basically I am very neutral about it and I will not look down on anyone just because it's fake. Like I always tell people, Avatar(The blue man movie) is nothing but (fake)graphics and we still like it. We do not always need things to be real. Right?

P.S: Since implants are something off the shelf, so can anyone of you promise to let me touch them if you ever have it implanted? Thanks in advance!

Amazing Things Your Pussy Can Do.

2011-11-18T16:54:00.001+08:00

I mean on top of the all famous Thai Girl show(I still doubt if they are real woman or storage space.), giving birth and sex, what else do you think a pussy can do?

No idea?

Watch this.

Yes, your pussy can drink alcohol too!

Imagine at zouk and you see this girl in front of you doing this in front of you underneath her skirt?

Mr.Smith, there will never be too much to drink when you have two mouth.

Simei ITE Video

2011-11-18T10:59:00.001+08:00

So according to source, Simei ITE is trending on Twitter because of this Video, should be suitable for work.

Don't ask me what they doing but obviously already wrong in the first place cause they did not video it properly so that I know what is happening. Disappointed.

No, I'm kidding, what I meant is obviously it is not right cause there is a male and a female in the same cubicle. Regardless of what they are doing it is already wrong.

I wonder what is going to happen to them in school. The friends are so getting it. I mean getting into trouble, not "IT" as in it.

Mr.Smith, sex in toilet can be pretty exciting, but please don't do it when your toilet is that open and you are in school uniform or underage. Wait, the school uniform part actually sounded quite good. :p

RE: Calling a Woman the First Time.

2011-11-16T09:28:00.002+08:00

So Holly was talking about "Calling a Woman the First Time" over her NS.sg column. That is what a man would like to know right? As in a man would love to know what a woman think right? I have to agree with Holly on a few points about not calling at late night (cause late night call seems more like a booty call if you ask me), keep it causal and cool and most of the point in fact.

But what about the point on "not calling on the first day". And Holly too mention that waiting for 3 days is too long but is it too long ?

My Bro Barney begs to differ. And he tells you the story of Jesus. WADDUP ~

If you ask me, I'm a little in between. No, not two days but a good try. I think with the new technology and all it's good to text her. A simple "it was nice meeting you and hope you have a great day, see you around". The reason behind this? This is to show appreciation and shows that you are interested and you are happy about having her number but yet not like super desperate.Woman too get a ego boost for knowing that isn't it? And on the other hand you will look too desperate if you call like immediately isn't it so? Keyword, play it cool, get the number drop a text and only call in a few days time. How many days? 3 days sounds okay.

Oh, and within this 3 days please try not to add her on facebook or twitter or anything. This only gives the girl the feeling you are a cyber stalker and it's like opening a flood gate to everything the girl has done. If you are interested in knowing the girl, know the girl yourself on a date and not via googling her or facebooking her.

That's my play on the playbook with regards to getting a person's contact. Does it work? You have to try it to find out. ; )

Mr.Smith, Stop Callin Stop Callin I don't wanna talk anymore.

Public Tits Sucking

2011-11-15T15:52:00.000+08:00

Seriously, where should I start? Okay, maybe with the video.

For those who doesn't get the chinese narration, this is what happened. Drunk chick fainted on the road, "helpful" man help her to the side, started kissing her and than sucking on the tits and nobody care about them.

Seriously ? Only in China isn't it. OR NOT? What is the chance of this happening at nightspot like Zouk or St. James.

Questions.

1. If you were the guy, do you dare to do it?
2. If you were the passer by, will you stop them? Video them? Or join in?
3. If you were the girl, what are you going to do about it after that?

This is really ridiculous. I am still in shock !

How to explain sex to kids?

2011-11-15T09:24:00.000+08:00

This has always been an issue isn't it? Especially when kids start to think about the "source" of where they come from. In Singapore, I believe that the answer the kids like me from the 80s get crappy answers like "You will find out when you grow up", "We picked you up from the trash bin.", "A pelican bird drop you off at our doorstep." and even shit like "Cause daddy loves mummy so we have baby.". If only pelican birds drop babies at the doorstep and I believe Singapore will not have this whole low birth rate shit.

Anyway I stumble upon a very cute animation online that MIGHT help.

Ok, fine. Still a little too much for kids but at least it's kinda cute right? No ?

Mr.Smith, why headache about sexducation? Just send them to me or my blog will do.

The Reason to have Sex.

2011-11-14T09:53:00.006+08:00

How many reasons does it takes you to take off what you are wearing and have a good sex?

According to my current favorite sitcom - How I Met Your Mother, sex does not always means love. The character from the show, Lily actually listed out 50 different reasons to have sex. Is another one of the reason(s) stated one of the reason(s) that you last had sex?

From HIMYM Website

Slowly go through the list and you will find some really interesting ones. My favorite is actually no.45) - Your condoms are about to expire !

If you ask me.... do you really need a reason to have sex?

Mr.Smith, keep on rockin !

Hi, Can I please touch your breast ?

2011-09-07T12:25:00.000+08:00

What is the number of pair of breast a man get to touch in his whole life ?

What could be the max number ? Max a guess ? I have no clue what is on the book of records but this dude touch a thousand pairs. And I must add, SOME OF THE GIRLS ARE REALLY HOT !!!

If he comes to Singapore and do this video, how many of you would let him touch your breast ?

No seriously, will you ?

What is your Greatest Sex Fantasy

2011-07-27T12:07:00.000+08:00

I do believe that everyone has got sex fantasy especially with the influence of porn and magazines.

What is your sex fantasy ?

From Askmen.com

Funny thing is they are actually asking woman and not man. They were too shy to share. Are you ready to share yours?

Are your fantasies one of those typical porn plot where you have sex with a doctor, nurse, policemen or even being raped?

What is my sex fantasy ? I don't think you wish to know right ?

How much Sex is "Enough"

2011-07-16T23:47:00.001+08:00

Been awhile since I blogged here. About time to give this place a wax. No? Didn't get it? You know what they say about a place grow weeds and grass after awhile ? And for a sex blog it grows "bush" and yes, a wax is what we need.

Anyway, according to one of the article a few days back on ST -

Singaporeans want more sex: Survey

There are a few things I do not get about this survey :

1. Why did we do such a survey ?

2. Do we need a survey to tell us how much sex we really need ?

3. Is it sex we need or is it the babies that the gahment wants and they are coming out with such article on the national media to "convince" us about it ?

4. I am no math or stats genius but if 1 man have sex with 1 woman, the ratio is 1 : 1 and if 1 man have sex with 2 woman that still gives you 2 : 2 cause basically the same man had sex twice and 1 woman had sex once each so how did the imbalance ratio of 5.2 : 5.5 came about ?

So I posted on twitter and YES I love my followers cause I have the result.

1. There are gay sex.

2. This is base on local male and female and we have the SPGs who had sex with the non-local.

Face of SPG - Tangs~ Tangs~

Jokes a side.

The ideal number for a man is 8.7 times a month which means almost twice per week. Is that really enough ? Really ?

What if what the amount you want is different from your partner ?

What's your ideal number of intercourse per week ?

Think about it, feel free to give me feedback and hope to hear from you guys ! Have a sexy weekend !

Mr.Smith, hope you have already hit your quota this week !

The Shoes Theory

2011-06-13T22:48:00.001+08:00

Finding "The One"

How to choose a pair of perfect shoes?

This is how this goes. Ever thought of the pair of shoes which you really wanted and start to go on the hunt from places to places ? Sounds familiar to the ladies ? What about to the gentlemen ? Is this how you guys normally shop for a pair of shoes?

- Bright Color
- Must go with my (certain) dress
- High heels
- Price range around $100.

Next, is that the only pair of shoe you will end up with ? I know the answer, simple - NO. You might pick up another pair of shoe which is slightly cheaper cause it's on sale(which might not be what you wanted), you might pick up a pair which is a little more expensive than you thought but it looks really awesome and it matches the (other) dress at home. - Familiar enough ?

What am I talking about ? I am talking about in relationship, very often we setup to find a girl/guy who is who you really wanted her/him to be but you will probably end up with someone else.

- Tall
- Dark
- Handsome ( don't ask me why it is always these 3 stereotypes that come hand in hand)
- Rich
- Funny

So maybe you will pick up one who is Tall, Dark but not handsome. Or maybe just rich but not funny or maybe even none of the above but you are growing a little old yourself and you decided to put yourself up on the sale section and choose him instead. (Sad but it's true)

How did all these happened ? When will you know who is "THE ONE" for you ? Did "THE ONE" comes in mind first like before you even started searching for him/her or did you just grow into the one you are currently having and he/she just became the one all out of a sudden ? And is the one really the one? Or is the one just a habit?

There is no "The One"

Question : How can the one be the one in this shoes theory ?

Yes ! In fact in the shoes theory, we do not believe in "the one".

Simple - Can you wear you heels for your yoga lesson ? Can you wear you running shoes to a ball ? Can you wear your sandals and do a tap dance? I guess you get my point now. Your partner can never be the one person who can do everything with you.

Analogy - typical "wife material" wife might not be able to help you at work. A very independent wife might not be the best house wife. A wild and fun girlfriend might not be your kid's best mother.

No, I am not telling you that every person should have 4 wives or 5 husbands ( that's a little too much both financially and physically ). What I am saying is that everyone has their own short comings and everyone has limits. For love, you will do ~~him/her~~ things for him or her. I am saying that sacrifices have to be made. Neither am I telling you that you have to change you life just for your partner but I am saying you make your best choice.

Example : you really love this pair of running shoes, I suppose you have to just keep running, stop going to parties and maybe learn to dance in your running shoes. If you really can't do it? Try a pair a sandals, learn to run in it, dance a little, ignore how people laugh at you for wearing that to events but most importantly is to feel comfortable in that pair of footwear. Else ? Go barefoot might be a good solution. Stay single and just change your shoes around but remember, there's THAT many pairs of shoes one can wear at a single time. : )

The Shoes Theory

In conclusion, You might not get the shoes you set up to find but you might find a pair you grow to like, in fact you might like it so much you will never want to take it off. The shoes you like might not bring you everywhere, but I am sure there are somewhere that you went with this pair of shoes and you will always be glad for where it had brought you to.

Mr. Smith, have you found the pair of shoes you always wanted ?

Kelli Hutcherson gets even hotter

2011-05-12T12:05:00.000+08:00

There is nothing I wish to say on this post.

Just watch the video.

Always a sucker for behind the scene videos.

Sperm Donation Anyone ?

2011-05-11T13:20:00.002+08:00

Tip off by one of the #humsupleague reader.

Sounds like s super awesome sperm donation machine but if you ask me, it's nothing more than a masturbot ? (Masturbate Robot) And I really wonder about the hygiene part of this machine. Isn't it like fucking some random woman and everyone will be fucking the same machine ?

I think they should just add a human torso and pair of boobs to help.

Mr.Smith, is this an easier way to duplicate more Smith?

No Strings Attached

2011-05-04T09:53:00.001+08:00

You want some?

This is not a new movie and neither is it a new concept. Some call it "fuck buddy" which is a lil more cruel and some choose to call it friends with benefit. Whichever way it is the basic logic of it is simple. The way of their friendship is true physical bond. As how Sex and the City look at it, fuck buddy is a very special kind of friend you call (or text, or tweet, or write on their wall, whatsapp, email whichever way u like) when you want to have sex. It comes in faster than pizza hut sometime. ( I mean the delivery time not the cum timing) And the only purpose of this friend is sex. You can't date him, you can't hangout and you can't even have dinner or breakfast. The simplest reason is that you are not allowed to know that person in depth.

For many reasons in fact, that person might be stupid or share different concept with you which might turn you off or maybe that person might be so awesome and you might just fall in love with him/her which breaks all the rule of the game.

No doubt this is a very old concept of sex but here comes the questions, how many of you tried it? How many of you guys pulled it off successfully ? I am not surprise as I have friends who are like this and practice this kinda r/s. ( too bad not with me, they dunno what they are missing. :X) But how many of you guys can seriously not fall in love with the other person you are fucking or let's not say love, it might be too huge a word. Let's use the word - possession instead. How many of you are able to fuck this person and still see him/her having something with another person ? I am not sure how that feels but I can imagine it ain't that good isn't it?

I suppose this is the trade off for "dial-a-sex". No need too much talking and it's just a call away. Even your own wife/hubby might not be that flexible when it comes to giving. One might be tired, not in the mood, having a headache or just question you stupid questions like " do you love me or just my body and sex?" I suppose it's a you win some and you lost some feeling isn't it?

I really like how the movie was showing that scene where Ashton Kutcher was trying to make out with the other girl and it was just weird? It's like trying to tell us that changing a sex partner and finding one with the same sexual preference and practice ain't really as beautiful as it always seems and it's in fact just as tough as finding someone you love.

Remember one of my older post about re-writing sex? I think this situation will be a better situation than just having a fuck buddy actually, cause it's a community thing. :x

To conclude this, I felt that it ain't all bad as long as it's between 2 person. Not so much of the emotion part but more of the safety and health part.(Sex is good, but safe sex is better.) As long as both are satisfied with their own agenda and needs and nobody get's harm during the process(unless you are into SM.) I think peer pressure or morale ethic doesn't really play too big a part for me. Nobody has the power to say that friend's with benefit is wrong. It's just friends you meet for different things right? Just like how everyone has their favorite beer kaki, mahjong kaki or even clubbing kaki. That's benefits too right?

So far I've only heard from around 2-3 couple of friends who practice this and somehow emotion always comes in at the end of it and some how it just stops somewhere with not too good an ending. Anyone out there has a very good and healthy and long running Fuck Buddy R/S who is able to share with me more on this? Or maybe from an ONS to FB and than ended up marrying ?

Hope to hear from you guys ! : )

Mr.Smith, just a phone call away. :X

The Playbook !

2011-04-21T18:28:00.001+08:00

I am sure everybody will have some tricks down their sleeves when it comes to picking up chicks.

For example : " U look like my Secondary School Classmate" And yes that fails almost 99% these days but considering the fact that if you are into cougar you can just edit it by adding the word " 's mum" at the end of that question.

Sharing this in case you ain't a fan of HIMYM. ( You should be seriously. Go watch it now. Seriously I have no idea why you are even reading my blog when you ain't a fan of HIMYM) And BTW. Barney is my idol.

From : BuddyTV

Don't Drink That

One of the simpler tricks in the Playbook, "Don't Drink That" is move used by Barney to appear as a savior to a woman by warning her not to sip her drink because he saw some other guy slipped something in it, and then points to Ted as the culprit.

The Mrs. Stinsfire

This is one of the complex moves that require Barney to dress up as a housekeeper to spy on sorority girls.

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Also known as the trick Barney uses to establish his grand return to the dating stage (or bed), "The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn" requires basic knowledge of website design, a very unique fake name and a target, preferably a girl with a really nice...phone. Barney introduces himself to his target as the famous Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, leaving the girl intrigued and curious enough to do an internet search on her phone where she discovers a series of fake websites devoted to Lorenzo Von Matterhorn including a fake business article about him being a billionaire, a fake explorers news club describing his trip to the north pole, and a fake medical journal featuring a heartbreaking story in which doctors tell him that penis reduction surgery is not an option. Barney then asks the girl out for coffee and she immediately says yes.

The SNASA

Barney pretends to be an astronaut of Secret NASA whose adventures include a trip to the "smoon."

The Cheap Trick

There is nothing cheap about this trick since it involves expensive hair extensions but it's all worth the trouble as we see Barney pretending to be the bass player for the band Cheap Trick.

He's Not Coming

Barney seeks for women hoping to meet their estranged lovers at the observation deck of the Empire State building and drops the line "he's not coming" so he'll be the first one to comfort these brokenhearted fools.

The Ted Mosby

Sporting the plaid polo shirt, Barney plays the "I got left at the altar" card to get sympathy from women.

My Penis Grants Wishes

Barney tells a magical story about a genie that comes out of his penis only of the girl rubs it hard.

The Scuba Diver

The most cunning trick of all, The Scuba Diver, proves to be a successful trick as Barney tells a female friend, in the case Lily, about the Playbook. He then hits on her coworker, making Lily angry enough to steal the Playbook and tell her friend all about the scams he pulled. Barney then puts on a scuba suit and talks about his deep insecurities, causing Lily to feel bad for Barney and eventually convinces the girl to go out with him.

All in all, "The Playbook" was a fun episode of How I Met Your Mother that reminded us of how awesome Barney is as just plain playboy Barney, while tapping on the depressing aftermath of his breakup with the one woman he really took seriously.

If you ask me my favorite trick, it has got to be "Lorenzo Von Matterhorn". It's an awesome trick. What about my playbook? Sorry, I don't play by the books. ; )

When is the best time to....

2011-04-20T23:50:00.001+08:00

There is the right time for everything. And in Singapore context the perfect answer for "what time is it" is always "it's Tiger Time". It sticks in the head so well that 10 yrs has passed and we are still doing it. kudos to the creative team.

Anyway, today's topic is about. When is the best time to ...

From "How I met your mother"

Yes, if you are a HIMYM's fan you should know that look on Ted's face. When is the best time to say "I Love You" . Is it 1 day into the relationship? Is it 1 month into the relationship ? or is it almost never ?

From what I've notice, Singapore being a country of mixed culture and high exposure to media and oversea's culture ( expat, oversea's work, study trip and even exchange) has caused Singaporean to have a good mix of different concept about love and relationship. I mean I am sure this is happening every where around the globe due to globalisation but I am just talking about locally.

I would normally divide local youngsters ( sorry, I'm not making a racists remark in this case but I only know the Chinese cause I hangout mainly with the Chinese) into two main group. The "Cheena Pai" and the"The Ang Mo Pai" . So you fall into either group or maybe for some cases like myself I would say I'm pretty much an in between.

The Cheena Pai

How to identify them - Speaks Chinese, play mahjong, sing KTV, go KTV Pub, Tiger is fine, Drinks Martell.

The Ang Mo Pai

How to identify them - Speaks English, play strip poker, watch MTV, go clubbing, Erdinger Only and drinks drink with interesting names like Martini, Graveyard or some Green Zombie. (Just make up your own name.)

On top of the general ways mentioned above they also have a little differences when it comes to relationship.

The Cheena Pai

Dating mostly means pak tor and couple. Will probably commit faster and say "I love you" when they officially becomes a couple. Unlikely to hookup and have sex until after being a couple unless they are friends with benefit, ONS or drunk.

The Ang Mo Pai

Prefers the dating game. Date such as dinner date, outing date and etc. Might have sex first then decide if they should be a couple and if there is no kissing at the end of the night, the date might considered as failed. Harder for them to commit into a BGR relationship and spend a long long long long time to really say the 3 word - I love you.

Well, of course the above is plainly my observation and might not be right or in fact like I say, Singapore being a very well exposed country many of you might be a in between of both traditional and new age.

The Makeout Effect

Couple saying I love you half way during or after making out (or sex). At this moment is the moment of love and bliss(unless the sex or makeout ain't really good. too much teeth or too much tongue.. wadever) and it's very easy for couple to feel "love". Thus, saying I love you during that period is totally not true. He/she could mean that "I love the sex", "I love you(r) blowing" or many other possibilities.

So after so much talking, what is the best moment to say the 3 words ? It will be an unplanned moment. Many a times in life there are too many things that you planned for that will not happen the way you wanted it to be. Thus, spontaneous is truth. It's THE moment. Be cool about it. You will know when the moment is. You might even say it at the most unexpected moment.

As for me, I love you (all) .

XOXO !

How far will women go ?

2011-04-18T09:12:00.001+08:00

I was going through some older magazines because of certain projects I am doing and I notice a very interesting pattern.

I was going through these females magazine and the headlines which we already know is more about sex than anything else.( And woman call us man the pervert) But the really interesting part is that man years ago the topic goes things like " How to give him mind blowing sex" , " How to keep your man by you", " What is his favorite position" compared to today's "How to get O" , "How to have the best sex".

Looking at these topics I see 1 of the many reason why we have lower birth rate and even lower marriage rate. It used to me about him or us but now it's more about "ME" ( as a woman). How does this work ? Back than woman think about their man as someone important in their life and they will actually think about how to keep them by their side where else woman these day goes by "He's not that into me" if he does not do etc. etc. - Girl Power.

Woman are much stronger in many ways these days. Be it financially, physically, thoughts or even sexually. In a survive done(in my own world), woman from yester-year satisfy man in anyway they want because they are their woman and it's their job to satisfy them so they will not go and find other woman. Woman these days believe that sex is their "card" and if you ain't giving me what I want baby, you ain't coming in my baby.

I am not advocating any MCP teaching here but I believe media is. Look at how porn are made, considering the fact that most porn maker are male and so are the audience. It always goes in the way that the men like it, woman coming in and be all agressive pushing you down onto the bed and start blowing you. This give men the ideal sexnario and men take that as a bench mark of "how sex should be". But is it how it is? Or is it a "dear, can we have sex today?" and the wife go " sorry I am busy or I am having a headache tonight" and there is no debate about it, cause if you force it, your wife too can charge you for rape. (Role play rape is not considered.)

Men are animal of ego, men needs the pride to keep them alive.(yes, even if you deny, it's true for most men. at least those man enough ones). Women give it to them in the older days but not so not. The funny thing is that women are totally not impressed by weak man, man who are in less power, less confidence and indecisive but on the other hand women these days are projecting a stronger image too. A very confusing and contradicting relationship isn't it?

So with these very contradicting position, ( not physical position) how can men and women find a compromising position to get whoever on top? Men wanting the control and pride while women might not want to give in cause "if you love me, you do not force me to do things I do not like". So what is the answer to many Singaporean guys? Turning their heads(yes, both their heads) to women from a lower status society(sorry can't find a better word but no offense) such as Thailand. It's very popular these days isn't it? You see many of your male friend visiting Thai pub and suddenly falling into the Thai culture and loving Tom Yum. Why? They treat you men like king. Which ever position or entry you name it they do it.( Or at least from what I heard).

Many gives the dirty stare about man looking for a wife who can cook and do house hold chore as it seems more like one is looking for a maid but having a Thai gf is even better. They cook, clean, wash, blow and many more ! No doubt I am doing a very cruel generalization here and I am sure there are true across border international relationship too.

So how far will a local women go these days to keep their men by them? With what was mentioned and observed above, does it conclude that women with more power takes less shit and compromise less which leads to higher chance of failure rate in relationship?

Mr.Smith, No Power No Talk ? - NPNT

News- It's Healthy To Stare At Women's Chests

2011-03-09T14:54:00.000+08:00

So the next time you get caught for staring, just say "I'm trying to stay healthy" but please if you get into trouble. Please dun quote me. : P

Anyway, I am sure I'm the healthiest dude around here. Oh no, please do not get it wrong that I get to stare at boobs a lot but the real reason is simply because I just have to look down and I will see my own set of ~~boobs~~ moobs.

Actually that makes a lot of sense too right, according to SingStats we have more older women in Singapore than man right ?

Stay Healthy, Stares At Breast !

Video: Taiwan Girls No Pants Day

2011-02-18T14:46:00.000+08:00

I've no idea why this happen, not too sure if they are trying to sell panties or they are trying to do a no pants day which the states practices.

But comparing the two videos, the Americans do it for fun and there were man and women and people of all sizes but look at the Taiwan version, only hot girls and you can't see much actually. Most of the girls might be just in short panties but they have long jackets covering.

When will we see this in Singapore? Will Singaporean participant? Will Singapore gahment catch and fine all the participant? Is it a crime? Nudity is but panties technically is still shorts right? Just that it's a little shorter than shorts.

So what's your call?

Are Singaporeans Ready to get Sexcited ?

2011-01-24T12:14:00.005+08:00

So according to online source, in the year 2010 Singaporean have been spotted in different "sex" related crimes.

Such as boarding bus naked, buying coffee naked, uploading sex videos and even the more traditional uploading nude pictures. I seriously don't get how nudity is linked with sex other than most of the time you get naked before having sex.

From asiaone,

Psychiatrist Ken Ung, who has treated many cases referred to him by the courts, told the press that many were either exhibitionists or attention seekers.

"Exhibitionism is a sexual disorder where the exhibitionists get a sexual thrill from the look of shock and horror on their victims' faces,

Others were mentally troubled, while some over-exuberant revellers did it because of alcohol or a bet with a friend."

Seriously, Why is nudity considered a sexual disorder? What is wrong with feeling comfortable in your own skin and feeling free? What makes him right and the exhibitionist wrong? Just because he is some DR. or PHD dude? Or is it because nudity is NOT socially accepted in Singapore?

So what is the debate about not allowing Singapore to be all sexcited? We have no adult video channel, we have no official adult magazine. ( FHM and what not are NOT adult magazines. ) We do not have nude beaches, we have no proper strip clubs and we do not have girl gone wild.com.sg .. Are Singaporean not socially responsible enough? Or is it because Singaporean are too conservative due to the fact that majority of us Singaporeans are made up by Chinese(Eastern Culture). So who is to say we are ready to meet nudity and adult material ? If you ask me, I say we have to take this step sooner or later.

Here's a video from Naked News where Lily Kwan meets some happy naked people. (NSFW)

Naked News Video - Miami Beach - Watch more Funny Videos

Aside from these, another stats on the article : " 18% of Singaporean women initiate sex - a higher proportion than anywhere else in Asia, reported a TIME survey." Seriously how did they get this number from and what does this show?

Anyway read the full article here.

It's FREEDOM !

Vote My Poster !

2011-01-21T12:46:00.004+08:00

Long story short, I am going to do a video production with my buddy @sianzrong and I have created 3 version of the poster. Vote away ~~Sexless~~ Singapore !

Poster 1 : With Cityscape

Poster 2 : With Our Lion. ( Will I get in trouble for using that ? )

Poster 3 : Clean ! ( Clean like clean shaven)

What say you people ?

The importance of premarital sex.

2011-01-19T11:33:00.005+08:00

Nope, this post ain't the desperate move of Stinkapore gahment's trying to raise of birth rate. ( Not Yet At Least). I believe it was a popular debate back in the 80s IF it is yes or no to premarital sex and back then it was more conservative and it was never really talked about. In fact till the 90s people are still trying to look like a virgin. I am talking in the context of Singapore of course. I have no idea how the game was played back then some where else in the world.

Anyway the year is now 2011 and we have movies and shows or what on "show casing" that premarital sex is very common. I am talking about premarital sex and not casual sex here. I am not promoting casual sex and even if you think I am, please think about it that I am promoting safe sex at the same time. (Since when sex comes in so many forms right? Safe, Protected, Casual and what not.)

Do you still have friends who believe that sex(or rather love making for those who believe) should only happen with 1 person and after marriage? We all know the benefits of having sex such as curing headache (that's why i call myself a doctor sometimes) or better skin and burnt calories but what if you do not ? I am saying this from a perspective that sex plays a very big part in marriage. Yeah I love commitment too at the same time I am loving sex.

If you do not have sex before marriage -

1) what if it's because your hubby ain't really into woman and you are just a "beard" ? heard of the movie ~~bare~~broke back ~~blow job~~mountain?

2) what if your sex drives has a big difference ? Hubby only wants sex once a month and wife wants it every other 2 days ?

3) what if your sexual preference is different? He wants to do that doggie while she is into cowboy.

4) what if many years down the road and a "sales person" comes in and promote herself that it's sad for a man to die as a "one-gina"

5) What if you hubby actually has a 2 inch long( not too sure if long is the right word) dick?

6) What if your gf's tits are nothing but bra pads?

7) WHAT IF YOUR GF WERE A MAN !!??

No doubt the above are what ifs but the fact that there are couple who wants to stay together before getting married is simply to eliminate as much what ifs as possible. What if he snores, what if he has bad breath, what if he doesn't put the toilet cover back. Marriage is a once in a life time commitment ( supposed to be) thus it's important to make sure that he/she is all you ever wanted in as many ways as possible. All these might sound like a joke to you (because it's coming from me) but the facts can't be denied that many bad marriage starts from bad sex and many good and successful marriage's credits goes to sex and couples being physically close. SEX plays a big part about marriage.

I don't think anyone need the "magazine" to be sealed before purchasing it these days. Weight the importance of virginity over all the above factors and the pros of having sex. And what's more, sex is AWESOME !

And just in case you do not get point 7. Here's an epic video.

And if you still don't get it. @eisen sums it all in a sentence over his tweet

"It's like test-driving a car before you buy it."

Will you have sex already

You know you are too horny when...

2011-01-13T11:48:00.002+08:00

You know you are too horny when u encounter such a conversation with the girl friend...

*At the pet clinic with the girl friend waiting for Ted's(our cat) turn to get the vet consultation. GF saw the price chart and ask me :

GF : Look.. consultation for complicated case such as pregnant and on heat are more expensive.

Me : oh ya.. (back to iPhone game)

GF : What is the meaning of on heat ah ?

Me : I think like mating season? damn horny lor

GF : huh? What can they do if they too horny? like that also can see vet meh ?

Me : dunno leh.. maybe got jab ?

GF : Really ? Like that I need to buy some and Jab you liao ..

Me : =.= WTF ? &*%&%!^@%!*@

GF - 1 : Smith - 0

And the question...

2011-01-11T12:27:00.003+08:00

So came the questions..

"Why your sex blog no video?, No peekture? and no Sexacape ? "

Simple as that :

1: No video - I do not want MDA to come after me/ become the 2nd Gary Ng

2. No Peekture - I do not have picture to share unless you are interested in pictures of fat boy me. Else, check fuckthesex out. It's the best picture sex blog IMO.

3. Sexacape - I ain't a fuck around guy. I have a girlfriend and I do not kiss and tell. As simple as that.

So what makes me THE sex blogger still if I ain't sharing all the above? Well ? I still talk about it just like the the blog url is. Smith Talks About Sex.

And...... OUT ! = )

Would you pay to be featured on a "love video" ?

2011-01-04T11:59:00.006+08:00

I observe that many individual / couples are paying money to get their greatest moment shot and kept. Some examples are like

- wedding photoshoots. Couple pay money to be shot as a couple for the things they do together as in it's wedding, one of the greatest moment in life.

- And there are ladies who pay money to photographer to shoot them both dressed and nude right ?

- and of course event shoots such as wedding day and so on.

And on the other hand in the adult video industry there is this category and it's actually one of the more popular type of videos which is amateur porn aka home made videos.

For those who are not very familiar with adult videos and "home made videos" there are basically 2 major types.

1. Self Shot, Bad quality, shaky (the video) and most of the time real couples. Doing this not only leaves memory but it's actually a good way to spice up sex life. ( or you can even use it as a after action review. e.g, bad position, ugly moaning face or wadever not.)

2. high quality, very nicely done from a 3rd person point of view but most of the time staged. Meaning to say it's two porn star and it's fake.

So here is my question.

Would you actually pay money to have sex in front of the camera with your love one with a professional camera crew video-ing it as a way to keep these memories ?

If your worries is that they will leak the video my debate is that we do not see many of the female model nude set being leaked right?

And if you are asking me why must we do it, I say it spice up your sex life, it's for memory sake and it's good quality seriously.

Will I do it? Is the answer not obvious ? And is there such service anyway ?

Lolita Vs Cougar (Inspired by Man Jailed for sex )

2010-12-28T14:58:00.008+08:00

The article from ST about Man jailed for sex with 2 underage girls

Seriously ? We all know how good sex can be and it's not uncommon to see people trying to have sex with young girls for many reasons, BUT.. Seriously.. 12 yrs old ? ???

I mean we all know the pros and cons of having sex with younger or older woman right ? no ?

Anyway I created a table of my own on the pros and cons on Lolita Vs Cougar.

No offense,take it as a laugh and as usual this table is fully base on my own assumption. = )

Click Me

Cougar FTW !!!

here's my take. What's yours ?

I wanna be a fucking billionaire.. literally..

2010-12-13T00:56:00.000+08:00

I wanna be a billionaire,
so fucking bad.fuck all the girls i never had..
uh, I wanna be on the cover of porn magazine,
smiling next to Sora and her Tits..

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different woman every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire

I'm quite talented rite??

We used to be innocent.

2010-11-27T15:00:00.003+08:00

Guess what I found off my Girl Friend Primary School Material -

Poem by Pie Corbett

Ice Lolly

Red Rocket
On a Stick
If it shines
Lick it quick

Round the edges
on the top
round the bottom
do not stop

suck the lolly
lick your lips
lick the sides
as it drips

off the stick
quick quick
lick lick
red rocket
on a stick.

I'm sure I did not laugh at this poem when I was in primary 3. LOLX

Your reaction to big boobs..

2010-10-04T16:20:00.003+08:00

Before anything goes, let's take a look at this video and you will pretty much get what I am trying to say :

Here comes the question, what do u think ur reaction would be ? I think i would look and goes wah seh.. and den twit abt it. Yay.. I'm such a geek. lolx..

but but but..how does the lady feel ? Happy that u are looking ? They like u to look but not stare? disgusted? If the answer is the later, why even show it out? I'm sure we can easily find clothing which covers up rite?

I still think showing is cool, but showing too much is not.. so how much is too much? tat depends on how much u have got in the cup..

"boob which some to choose to look at the bra, half empty ,i choose to look at the bra,half full" - Barney Stinson

Free Condoms Anyone ?

2010-09-28T11:35:00.002+08:00

After some self marketing about being a sex blogger and created the #humsupleague, there was finally a lil result and as I always wished I got a "condom" in my email.

To be exact, a PR company for a certain condom company "came" knocking on my door(email) with a press release and was asking if I would do a little write up for them.

I did my fair share of explanation that I do not blog through simply just press release as that just means that they are using my voice to speak for their product but not my own point of view and thus I suggested that I shld do a condom review if possible.

How is it not possible? I suppose the PR girl was a lil shock that someone actually volunteered for such an idea and she has to get back to me after talking to client.

But seriously, if i do a blogpost for condom give-a-way, how many of you would actually write in just to get free condoms ?

Wet Dream of Elm Street..

2010-07-02T09:21:00.003+08:00

Foreplay : Blogging outdoor seems to feel a little like having sex outdoor. Due to the environment you are at, it makes you do things which you didn't plan for - for the better of course. It also gives you the feeling wondering if people are watching you. Of course it doesnt matter if pple are watching me blogging. Wait a min, I dun think I give a damn if people are watching me having sex either. Oh yeah, I have no shame. = X

I am sure everyone is very familiar with the all famous Nightmare of Elm Street and it's main character Freddy Krueger.

Freddy has this amazing power to enter your dream and finishes you off in your dream and you are literally killed in real life.

Why am I not surprise they got this idea off wet dreams ? You dream of having sex in your dreams and the next thing you know you came in real life. geddit?

Question - When was the last time you had a wet dream and it's somebody you know? And would you tell him/her about it? Does it have to be somebody you have feelings/attracted to or could it just be anybody?

One of the ladies actually told me that she was dreaming about me wanting to do it w her in her dream. And my reply was "If you saw me having a 7 inch, damn you are in your dream ! "

I am sure not everybody gets wet dream especially when you are sexually active but what about dreaming of having sex or anything kinky in your dreams but less the "wet" part in the morning?

What's your take on wet dreams?

"Good Night, ~~Sweet~~ Wet Dreams"

Letter from a fan - Sex does not ...

2010-06-14T13:32:00.003+08:00

It is interesting where this blog is moving towards. Although I get some negative feedback once in awhile saying that my post ain't up to standard and not informative enough but hey ! All feedbacks are good feedbacks. At least I know there are still people reading it right?

I actually got a fan post this time round asking if I will "do her" the pleasure and allow the post to be on my blog ! Why not? The pleasure is mine !! ( IT'S FAN MAIL !! HOW COOL IS THAT !! )

So here we go..

Sex does not necessarily lead to emotional attachment.
- by adriannamay

People have sex for various reasons - to experience carnal pleasures, to feel connected to their partner, to relief sexual tension, to reproduce, or just because.

There are also many different types of sex - from one-night stands, to flings, to love making. The reason people have sex determines the type of sex they have and whether they form an emotional attachment with their partner.

Emotional attachment does not always equate to the feeling of like or love towards a partner. A person can feel emotionally attached when they feel concern, liking, etc. for another and might feel a sense of loss if the relationship ended. Most of us have friends, mentors, pets, objects we feel emotionally attached to.

There are two aspects of sex, the physical and the emotional. More often that not, the reasons why we have sex determines the type of sex we have, which in turn determines whether or not we form an emotional bond with our partner.

A dipstick survey also agreed that men and women both could have sex without getting emotionally attached. Most agree that it still goes back to the reason why we have sex.

Cindy Meston and David Buss of the psychology department at the University of Texas at Austin studied why humans have sex. The top reasons were mostly physical, and not emotional.

They included:
• I was attracted to the other person
• I wanted to experience physical pleasure
• It feels good
• I was horny
• It is fun
• I was sexually aroused and wanted release
• I wanted to achieve an orgasm
• I wanted the pure pleasure
• I wanted to please my partner
• I wanted to show my affection for the person

The sexual revolution in the 1960s, saw Americans becoming more open about casual sex. Sex is no longer just a thing between married couples. They became more aware of their sexuality and began to experiment.

The introduction of birth control methods and the women’s liberation movements further empowered women who started taking charge of their sexuality.

These practices slowly spread throughout the world and we see more people indulging in short-term sexual acts just for physical gratification.

One-night stands, booty calls, flings, and friends with benefits became much more common. People who indulge in these have little or no emotional attachment with their partners. They are able to detach the physical and emotional aspects of sex and do it just because.

Even if it does happen, emotional attachment is not a bad thing in and of itself. The problem only happens when the attachment is so strong, it interferes with a person’s ability to function normally.

The key is knowing when and where to draw the line.

So what's your thoughts ladies and gentlemen ? My say ? Relax and get laid people !!

P.S : Always do it with protection hor ~~

Sex and Poem

2010-06-11T10:10:00.004+08:00

We were talking about this sometime back and I totally forgotten about it until this morning. Yes, I was thinking abt Sex Poem Early in the Morning on a SBS bus.. dun ask me why..

Anyway here it goes !

Poem 1.

I took it off and I saw her nipple
I like it and I start to nibble
She slap my face and says I'm sick
I'm now standing here like a dick

Poem 2

Everynight we like to fuck
We do it in the dark
Sometimes even in the park
and mine was really hard

Poem 3

Sometimes in the morning,
I can hear her moaning,
I could feel I'm cuming,
But I was only dreaming.

Poem 4

Sex is not just about looks
just like these porn i download
although her face looks like toad
her moves did help me offload.

What? Not nice? No one ever told you I was gd with this. HAHAHA = P

What is your sexual KPI ???

2010-06-09T14:00:00.000+08:00

Some people take sex as a process of love making while some just take it as a very physical activity. Who are these group of people ? More likely than never they are people who believe and get themselves involved in more casual sex than anything else. Someone once told me that " it ain't a date if we didn't have sex".

What is it about casual sex that wethey are looking for? I am pretty sure that there are different expectation for each individual right? Since it's not love what could it be? What are your sexual Key Performance Index (KPI) ? I have interviewed a few friends and give it a thought as well and below are a little list that I came out with. As usual, not too sure how fair god is but I am always fair, 1 list for the gentlemen and 1 list for the ladies.

For Him -

Size :

This one goes both way, some say it's important while some says it's about how you use your tool but end of the day majority says that size does matter and it's not just the length, the thickness plays a part too.

"The woman must have yet to meet a good size if she insist that size doesn't matters"

Duration :

There are quite a few duration we are talking about here. The duration before the man gets O (aka cum), the duration a man takes to make the woman get the O. Of course, we are talking about the right duration, not just long, if you are rocking the whole night while the woman is all ready to slp - you still failed.

"It's like what Singapore National Day's theme for 2009 says - "Come Together" "

Foreplay :

This is almost like the most important thing? From the survey, most woman place this as the most important part. This could be something the man even imagine right? How could it be in such a way that the most important part of the steak not being the steak but the coleslaw? Which ever way it is, since the woman is our target audience, we better play by the rule.

"Reminder : driving the car back to her home ain't consider foreplay. =) "

Finding Your Way.

Many man choose not to believe in the power of G-spot. For example for our dear researcher Andrea Burri. According to this article on bbc, nah.. I am not going into the article since I am a believer of finding the spot. You can read it here. Finding the spot is important, regardless which "tool" u are using, the dick, fingers, tongue or god knows what.

"There's a chinese saying which goes "对症下药“ which simply means you need to apply the right solution to the right problem. "

Bonus Tips

These are some points which some has mention which I do not think it's main KPI but i think these are like stretch target for you to achieve a better "performance bonus"

A shaved/wax crouch.
Calling the right name ! - yeah that's very very important.
The mood, the feeling, feeling attached.

Honorable quote - " End of the day as long as the girl is into the guy, every fuck is a good fuck as woman are all emotionally linked" How true is this ? Ladies?

For Her

After interviewing a number of man and thinking back, it seems to me that the man are very easy to satisfy ? Some of the KPIs I get from the survey are not really tangible. Not only is it not tangible, it gives me a feeling that man are fine as long as they get a fuck ? Are man seriously that easy satisfy or are the ladies setting too much KPI for the guys to meet ?

Nevertheless, let's take a look at some of the results I've gathered.

Pretty
Hot
No Armpit hair
Shaved
Good Foreplay ( which includes allowing paint job and a good blow job)
Good blow job ( Subjective, on the scale of 1-5? teeth? no? )
Accommodating ( Willingness to try new stuff and even if u dun like it, try)
Watching out for man's ego ( dun break that heart, NEVER ask the question - "u in yet?")
Wet (When, KY can deal with this, so I suppose it's not too much of a problem)
Nice Moan (I dunno how u judge what is a nice moan and what is not)
Nympho !!! ( Yes, man like nympho ! seriously who doesn't ? )

It looks like a very long list I have here for the ladies but 1 of the guys just sums it up for me, Feeling, Sound and Visual.

It seems to me that the 2 sets of KPIs set for man and woman are very very different. The set of rules for the guys are some what tangible in a way where u can calculated, be in it inches, cm, mins or hours. While on the other hand the set of rules that the ladies get are a little ambiguous. What is GOOD ? What is HOT? What is consider WET ? They are kinda what I are unmeasurable target.

With these KPIs in mind I hope that you guys can improve your sex life, if you have been doing it but not doing it right, it's about time to do an appraisal. Be it self appraisal or peer appraisal in this case. It's all good, it helps to improve your sex life. Why not? Since you are doing it might as well do it right? Right?

I am sure there are different kinda KPIs for everyone. Communication is the key in relationship and even sexual relationship too. What about you ? What are your Sexual KPI ? Did you fall into what I mentioned or are you a little different? Share with me cause sharing is caring ! = )

The Pleasure Of Sucking - By @Carawong

2010-05-25T13:43:00.001+08:00

Meanwhile,

somewhere in Singapore...

Thanks @Carawong my BFF for giving me "The Pleasure Of Sucking"

Kudos to company and marketeer who step out of the circle.

Animal Sex

2010-05-20T14:11:00.003+08:00

We all know that we can't judge a person's character or a person's morale value through his sex fetish. When it comes to sex fetish people do different thing and some do weird things too.

Some of the sex fetish I heard about ( be it weird or not )

- Porn

- Peanut Butter Sandwich

- Apple Pie

- Role playing

- Costume

- Uniform

- 3 some ( or more)

- Switching Partners

- Public Sex

- Legs Fetish

- Ankle Fetish

- Fingers Fetish

- Ear Lope Fetish

- Anal Fetish

- Shit Fetish ( Credit to 2 girls 1 cup)

- Vomit Fetish

- Blood Fetish

- Animal Sex

- Rape

Looking at the list I suppose the only ones that can get you into legal problems are the Animal Sex, Rape and Public Sex.

We ( I am stereotyping that you guys are like me) have seen video(s) of woman doing it with like the typical animals (seriously not my kinda videos) - Dogs, Horse, Dog, Horse - I don't remember anything else but take a look at this article - ORANGUTAN SEX !!

OMFG OMFG OMFG !!!

And the Quote of the article is -

"You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan. "

Fucking Sick if you ask me !!

They actually abuse the animal, shave her and chain her up.

This is a very very very serious issue in my opinion.

This is 1 of those sex fetish that I WILL judge the person's character and morale for fucking an Orangutan.

Thanks to my neighbour @congyuan for sharing the news.

You Can't Have Sex ?

2010-05-20T11:25:00.000+08:00

A very interesting news turn up on my timeline this morning and it attracted my attention that's for sure.

"Fined for sex in cab"

So the headline already left me thinking ;

So what was he fined for ? Were they having sex at the back seat while the uncle was driving ? Or was it like the taxi go pass the ERP and got fined but so happen they were having sex at the back seat and tabloid news simply put it onto one heading and attract people to click it?

And the answer - None of the above.

According to the article, the taxi driver pickup the transvestite from Changi Village and they proceed to the other end of Changi Village to have sex. And was caught by a police officer.

So both the guy and the guy/lady was find $800 for "behaving in an indecent manner."

So you can't have public sex? Or is it because you can't do it on a cab? Can I do it if I park my cab in my own semi-d kinda carpark or garage? And having sex with a tranny in a room ain't crime rite?

Anyway here comes my real question - What is WRONG with the police officer ? I am not saying that it is his fault to be doing his job but in every society there are things which are left untouched as there is a natural balance within itself.

Is it saying that no one else in the police force knows about it ? No one in the police force knows that people at ECP off their lights and have sex in that major carpark with another X numbers of cars and couples doing the same thing ? If the answer is Yes people know about it than why isn't there any people stopping it ?

I am not saying or suggesting that the police are not doing their work but I do believe that there are flaw in every system and every flaw has it's own way of maintaining it.

In local term we call it - 'Take Cover'. The system says that every staff needs to apply number hours of off if you leave the office but being the local head you can close one eyes for a staff to leave for 1 hrs just to settle his passport right? Why did you choose to close one eye ? The staff will be glad and happy and you build a better R/S as a working partner in the office. You save the trouble of additional paper work. You can do the same when your time comes too. ; P

I have to put it clear one more time that I am not encouraging people breaking any law or suggesting that any department or anyone should play with the system or close one eye on anything wrong.

So seriously we can't have sex on a cab ? Wrong ! You can, you always could, just don't get caught. So where else can we officially have sex other than your room or hotel room? That's another tale for another time.

Debut - #SmithAsksAboutSex - The Office Lady

2010-05-14T10:21:00.003+08:00

There is this Chinese saying which goes - 知己知彼，百战百胜。Which simple means that you will win your battle as long as you know your opponent well. As we all know that we are facing low in birth rate due to too many a factor and here at SmithtalksaboutSex we take the responsibility on making Singapore Sex Scene a better place. We all know that marriage is the only battle where you sleep with you enemy, thus SmithtalksaboutSex is introducing this new segment which I coin it "SmithAskaboutSex". Sex is a two person issue (yes, ur left and ur right doesn't count in this case) and thus feedback ( Positive or not is secondary) is always important, just like how to do our personnel assessment for job. Thus, SmithasksaboutSex will aim to ask and interview some netizen "Bloggers, Tweeple" their point of view about Sex and what's good and what's not about it.

For a debut I am actually interviewing one of the tweeple on my following and follower list. Being in Singapore I suppose Identity blanket is always important. ( I do not want my "guest" to be stared at the busstop and wonder if they didn't zip their pants)

She is an office lady at the age of 20 +. So this could be a good bench mark for guys who likes ladies in this catergory.

Smith(S) : Thanks for agreeing on this Interview.

Her(H) : Anything for you my love.

S : What do you think about relationship of Singapore and Sex ?

H : Let’s just say Singapore isn’t a very sexy country. I mean we all love sex. I have yet to meet a Singaporean that hates it. But why don’t we do it enough? I don’t get that. Maybe its because we’re so focused on working to survive in this fine country that we forget the simple pleasures in life. Maybe it’s a culture thing…. We Asians tend to be more ‘conservative’ as compared to the other western countries. But cmon! It’s the 21^st century man… people should be open about it by now. *shrugs*

S : What is Sex to you ?

H : sex to me isn’t only about the pleasure. (well maybe 70% of it is :P) It’s also about connecting with your partner on an emotional as well as physical level. I don’t think I can have sex with someone whom I’m not mentally connected to. I don’t think sex should just be about feeling good on the outside. You have to have sex with someone who makes you feel good on the inside as well.

S : What kinda guy actually stand a chance. ( For sex not love )

H : well, I need to be attracted to the guy first of all. I’m not gonna lie and say he doesn’t have to be hot. Hotness does count, but it isn’t the deciding factor. Of course I have to be able to hit it off with the guy. A sweet guy, with an awesome sense of humour would seal the deal

S : And Your Best SEXperience so far?

H : best sex so far was just before countdown on Christmas eve where we were drinking at the bar with some other friends and we exchange some eyes and we both knew what we wanted and we went to the dark alley. Tips for couples who wants to try this, please be reminded not to wear tight jeans as it was totally difficult to get it out unless you enjoy the part where he ripped my jeans which I did enjoy. And yes, I partied the rest of the night with a ripped pair of jeans.

S : Policeman, Pizzaboy, Gym Buddy. Which one?

H : - Police man. Oh boy do I LOVE a guy in uniform. Total fantasy of mine! (And policemen have handcuffs.)

S : Does Sex play an important role in relationship ?

H : Definitely! I cannot imagine being in a sexless relationship. Sex is also a form of intimacy. And if that doesn’t exist in a relationship, there’s really nothing else.

S : Size does matters ! Yay or Nay ? And what is a good size for you ?

H : Nay. I’ve had sexual relations with men who had a big shlong, and it didn’t do much for me. It’s not about what you have, it’s about how you use it.

S : Complete this sentence : " I saw Smith walking to me naked ... "

H : and I turned to him and say: ‘DAMN, you gf is lucky’

S : Any final word of advices for our readers ?

H : be spontaneous,do it in the weirdest of places. For the ladies - grab ur man into a toilet cubicle and ravage him the afterglow is awesome and for the guys, girls do like it a little rough sometimes ripping of clothes is a turn on just dun rip our fav clothes tugging of hair... spanking... total turn on and girls always have this fantasy of being bad...so when the guy dominates, it feels good.

So here we have it readers ! The debut of our #SmithAsksAboutSex and do let me know who you would like to me interview next, a teacher? a man? a certain person? I will try my best to get someone who fits the bill !

Do feedback on how you like this segment and how we can improve. Do remember that SEX is a journey where we all sexplores together !

May The Sex Be Yours !!

The Meaning of Your Relationship Status.

2010-05-13T14:00:00.002+08:00

I noticed something very interesting while I was browsing my friend's facebook pages, quite a handful of them are having relationship status which I suppose it's wrong. Other than some of those jokers who are "Married" to a man I mean seriously some of them are getting it all wrong. For Example, the term "Open relationship" does NOT means relationship which everyone knows,it actualy means u r allowed to slp around w oths.

Thus, keeping the objective in mind, I am going to educate readers on the meaning of your "Relationship Status"

If You Are A Women . . .

Single

I am Single and I am available, you can date me if I am available on that day.

In A Relationship

I am in a relationship and I love my boyfriend. He might not be the best dick around but I love him. So other woman please go away and don't ka chiao( Disturb) my BF.

Engaged

I am almost married and I love my BF much, please do not disturb my BF.

Married

I am married and I am too busy to make love or baby due to work. I love my husband.

It's Complicated

I am so hot and there are so many guys coming after me. Tell me what should I do ?

In An Open Relationship

I kinda like this guy but we are trying out so mean while if you earn more than XXXX , please apply.

Widowed

I am a repackage version of single. In forum terms I am MWTS. "Might Want To Sell". Apply and I'll decide.

If You Are A Men . . .

Single

I am Single and I am allowed to bonk anyone of you. Please Add me as a friend

In A Relationship

I am in a relationship and have a woman to let me bonk at home but if you are interested and do not mind, you can still add me on fb and let me bonk you.

Engaged

I am almost married and this is the last chance I can bonk you girls and still fall asleep without feeling guilty at night. I THINK man who bonk after married are jerks. Please add me and let me bonk you.

Married

I am married and I can't accept the fact that I will be and am going to bonk this same woman until the age of 60 ( or and longer my friend can work) , please add me as a friend and let me bonk you.

It's Complicated

I can't get any love or any bonk but I do not want to looks like a loser and I hope people come and pity me which allows me to look pitiful and cheat girls into my pity zone and get bonk by me.

In An Open Relationship

I have a regular bonk r/s but I am very open to other bonk. Pls add me and let's bonk. 3Ps are welcome.

Widowed

It has been awhile since I last bonk other than Pam and 5 sisters. Please Add me and let me bonk you !

And if you haven't notice these r/s status can form some interesting combination like poker too ! And a lot of time we will put comment and "like" the status change.

Single to In A Relationship - I finally found my routine bonk !

In A Relationship to Single - Time for new bonk !

In A Relationship - It's Complicated - Is that the person I bonk the last time? Can't remember clearly

It's Complicated - In A Relationship - Yes ! I rmb her name correctly

Things can get a little more fun if ,

Single - In A Relationship - Single - Not the model I want..

Single - Open Relationship - In A Relationship - It's Complicated - Single - I tried but I can't get it up and I try and We did it but she didn't like it and we seek for help but we failed.

All being said, I am sure I am making a very daring assumption as usual. I am not suggesting that all guys cheat and all woman are devoted and my main point being beware of what you put online especially if you are new and unsure about this wild wild cyber world. Ask if you have too. And if you are really planning on cheat, this article could be a good reference too ! -

How To Cheat On Your Girl Friend !

Singapore's Answer to Sex and Social Media.

2010-05-12T02:30:00.000+08:00

After reading @patlaw's article on "The Media Kit For Your Blog" , I was really inspired (I'm ~~quite~~ VERY sure that's not what Pat had in mind when she was blogging that post) by the post with the question in my head of how do I stand out different from the 3000+ bloggers in Singapore's blogsphere. Not that in any way I want to be famous or popular but being a blogger it still make sense that I wish people to read my article right?

What's my unique selling point ? There are like 1892066481823 "Lifestyle" bloggers who event hop and get freebies and start "Advertorials" post and that's not me. Mr. CTHAM and TOC are doing a very good job on the politics which I have no idea what's happening. Ms dblchin score big time on the makeup and hair-do tutorial which I doubt I can sell those things as well. Tech blog by tech65 are doing very well as well. There are another 1987628761 number of food blogs. There are no way I can get even on social media blogs with good kids around like OMGZAM and the Penn Olson team. Wait a min, What about a SEX blogger ?

Reality Check - I have a long running SEX blog which I update on and off. No doubt I do not have good numbers but I do get good numbers of RT everytime I twit something about SEX on my timeline. I get followers telling me the "SEXiest" news on the web even when I didn't ask for it. Thus the image and support - checked. Competition Check - I'm sure this is a niche market cause I do not foresee bloggers like Andystorm,OMGZAM or Feliza (although it will be mind blowing to get it from za) to be talking about sex anytime soon. I'm sure they could but this might give a bad name to their current "image" which I do not have to begin with. = P. The next best thing you can get might be Yu-Kym who is brutally honest ( not my fav read) or Holly Jean - yay ! i like her !! I know how they had a little history and I should srsly not put them side by side. They are female, when the ladies talks about sex it's always a more sexy thing comparing to a guy doing it and maybe that explains why there ain't any guy doing it? Who ? Gary Ng? He ain't a blogger !! - Competition - checked.

So what is my objective of positioning myself in the sex region ? I am not going to be like gutteruncensored ( sorry guys no link but if u know who they are u shld know how to find them.) and share nude pics or dirty news, neither am I going to be like the once popular atemptress (nolink as well) who type about her sexcape with different people behind the screen with an unknown face. Me ? - I want to share the importance of SEX, the fun part about SEX, the problem about having and NOT having sex, the myth about SEX and more importantly the Social Media Engagement of SEX.

Social Media Engagement of SEX. - So we all know how other brands get blogger/tweeple to do food review, product review, ADV flash, paid advertorial and PR engagement to event but company like condoms and sex toy don't seems to be part of this social media game play yet. What's the problem here? people are still conservative over such topics? No target group? or SEX shouldn't be a social thing? - That's a myth as well if you ask me.

Further more, we have been reading too many of the same article off the female/male magazines which are seriously one sided and the topic are always the same. "How to have mind blowing sex", "Top 10 outdoor sex venue", "How to have longer sex" - Outdated I am telling you.

This should be taken to a new level where interaction and Engagement CUMS in together.

I am not saying I have all the answer but I am saying we can SEXplore on this topic together.

So now people/company, I am saying that I, Smith IS your answer to Sex and Social Media in Singapore.

Am I asking too much ? Cunt be right ?

side note : I am going to do something sexy and review about it this weekend. Stay Tune !

Take your position in the year of Tiger.

2010-02-01T12:48:00.001+08:00

We always have this horoscope yearly prediction thing at the start of a new work year telling you your health, wealth and Love life kinda thing but this time round TimeOutSingapore.com is sharing with you your take on Sex position according to your Horoscope !

Taken from TimeOutSingapore February Issue.

My personal favorite would be "Dog - Straightforward : Keep Yourself grounded in a stressful world "

Apologies for the bad scanning.

Sex, and Why teenagers have it.

2010-01-25T16:09:00.000+08:00

The question :

Sex, and why teenagers have it.

I know I ain't no longer some teenager for a long long time so what's with this topic ?

It's be course of this article on "today" paper dated last week. They did some survey and shared their results and thoughts and now I am going to share with you their results and MY thoughts and learning from these results.

The survey result :

Other than the results above, the article also shared that most of the people who have sex is because of the influence of porno and they are usually Net savvy and able to get source of pornography off the internet.

Now I totally know why the girls heart ge3ks.

The study also found out that adolescents who had dropped out of school, drank alcohol, smoked and live in low-cost housing were more like to have engaged in premarital sex.

But me to I too have some different answers and studies from the stats above :

1. There are 37.1% of guys who lied without blinking. ( Teenager and love is the reason for sex ? Did I tell you the time I drove a rocket to moon ? )

2. 21.2% of the guys are very lucky as their "unable to control themselves" didn't end up as rape cases and instead they got laid.

3.Curiosity kills the cat can now be revised into "Curiosity got me into the Cat" ( uh-huh? u dun get it? Cat ? Pussy ? Pussy ? Cat ? - Get it ? )

4."Do not know how to say no" 's % is really really close to "Unable to control themselves" and it makes me wonder.. hmmm...

5. Out of these %, I'm sure there's some who have sex with the reason like " I'm drunk" , " I'm force to" and " I needed the money"

6. There are more girls who have sex because of love than guys - concludes how much better the guys can lie comparing to the girls for the girls to believe there's real love. No there isn't - he just wanna bang you, run away and give excuses like "Unable to control themselves"

To be frank, I am not too sure about why they did all these stats and do all this survey for when the reason to the question is so obvious.

The question :

Sex, and why teenagers have it.

The Answer :

Because there are two groups of animals who enjoy sex and they are apes and cetaceans. WE ENJOY YES ! period.

Singaporeans are still shy...

2010-01-06T23:29:00.000+08:00

Yes you guys are still so shy !

The blog got it's record high of 81 visit on a day all thanks to some of the tweeples mentioning abt the sex blog of mine.

Despite the high visit count today - there are NO comments at all !!

Oh dear !

I mean, is there nothing worth commenting or debating ?? Are are you guys just too shy to be made known to people that you are reading a sex blog ??

Hey ! but nevertheless thanks for clicking and keep coming back pple, I'll try my best to keep these sexy stuff coming and original and avoid pasting any article from other websites.

Keep on Fucking pple !!

If I could re-write SEX.

2010-01-05T23:56:00.000+08:00

When caught on the street with a "sex" survey on the simplest question and most basic question about sex. " What is sex ? " What would your answer be ?

1 - A process when a couple make babies ?

2 - A process to lost weight ?

3 - A process to which only can be done between a couple after marriage?

4- something very very sacred ?

5 - something you need to do everyday ?

6 - something you do at the end of each date ?

The above answers are just some of the many typical answers you get off the street.

But what if the question is twisted qns is twisted and change into

" If you can re-write the whole thing about sex, how would you do it ? "

No Idea ? Let me share with you, sex in Smith's World !

Sex will be a social hobby like MAHJONG !

Still fun and enjoyable but less the HIV, AIDS or whichever possible illness and Pregnancy will only happy upon connecting your "USB" port like those on planet Pandora ( Check out Avatar if you didn't get what I'm saying )

So bottomline is sex will become a game, a hobby for everyone.

Scenario 1 .

Tom : Wah, damm sian leh.. weekend again, nothing much to do.

Susan : eh.. have sex lah..

Tom : Who else available ?

Susan : maybe ask John, Mary, Lucy and Johnathon ?

Tom : anything lor.. u go ask them lor..

Scenario 2.

Tom : Finally knock off liao.. damn shag.. today client gave me a bad day man.

Susan : happy hour leh, relax a bi.

Tom : Where ?

Susan : lazy to travel, office toilet can ?

Scenario 3.

Tom : so how ? who is in for tonight's sex game ?

Susan : Mary and Jimmy.

Tom : Wah.. sian.. Mary coming ah.. not my kind leh.. maybe I not coming tonite lor..

Scenario 4.

Twitvite -

Venue : Takashimaya

Time : 5pm - 7pm

Please RSVP with Tom @ 9XXX XXXX

Don't you agree life will be so much better if SEX is made the way I want it ?

Otherwise what will you suggest ?

Mr.Smith, Hi Sir, How would you like your sex to be done?

Can I Use Singpass to Watch Porn ? Pleaseeee

2009-12-07T09:55:00.001+08:00

It has been quite awhile since I last blog about sex.

It's not because there is nothing worth blogging about but I talk about it more often than I blog about it.

kay, I was just purely lazy kay ?

So what got me started to blog about sex this fine monday morning ?

Yes - the devastating news about porn sites being block out by our gahment.

1st things I will like to address - what is bad about porn sites ?

Whatever that don't harm you doesn't means it's good but there is a bottomline of no harm too right ?

In fact I totally felt that the relationship of porn, sex and birth rate are all tie in as one. In fact there is more help in porn than harm.

No, I am not talking about asking you guys to watch the porn and do the porn style at home. I am not asking you guys to follow their stunts or their massive fcukfest.

Let me do a very simple Good Vs Bad comparison for easy reading.

Let's start with the bad.

1. It's dangerous if kids or people with no self control get there hand onto it. This person might commit rape or molest cases.

2. It makes virgin girls imagine and set and bench mark that all man should have a 7 inch and more and last more than 45mins per fuck.

3. It makes virgin boy has fantasy about every girl they can fuck will swallow, will allow anal, will allow cum on face or even him fucking 3 bitches.

4. It makes couple have the fantasy of having sex in public which is very fun and help to up the birth rate BUT not legal. ( booo )

5. It makes nerd masturbate in front of the monitor all day. (but this is not all bad, masturbate is good for your body and it wouldn't make you go blind and grow hair on your palm. Those are urban myths. )

And now, the good.

1. Porns are like advertisement for sex. The more your watch it, the more you like it, the more you do it.

2. When pple do it, pple talks about it and due to peer pressure and the trendy thingy, you do it too !

3. Porn is viral, porn is word of mouth, but 1st we have to do it.

4. It's sexducational, you never knew the withdrawal method until you watch it yourself.

5. It makes you more creative when having sex. Your imagination runs wild and it's more than just a routine, if it's interesting, people do it.

So looking from the list of comparison, what we are seeing is that we have only 1 worry for porn - which is getting into the wrong hands. It's just like fire arms, it can be use to save the world as well as use to rob. Double headed spear I say, so how do we ensure things do not go this way ?

My suggestions.

1. Singpass - we should use singpass and allow viewers to log in. We can fake alot of accts and even use ur dad's credit card to pay for porn site but there is no way you fake your singpass ! - yes, sex is now a gahment matter and it's a big big deal ! No Sex No baby !

2. Doing roadshows about sex - how can we do roadshow ? what if kids see it ? of course there's a way ! Nightspots? Clubs? I'm sure we can find our targeted audience easily.

3. Put flyers about porn and sex at these few places - HDB board, ROM and even KK Hospitals. I am sure kids will not be at such place and these flyers will do the new couple more good than bad rite ?

4. breaking the Guinness book of record, isn't that something Singaporean always like to do ? Biggest X'mas Tree? Biggest Moon Cake? Most Pple Skipping together ? We can always have the most number of couple having sex together rite ? I mean BYOF ! Bring Your Own Fuck !

I mean there's lots of way to engage in sex or do a part for sex right ? Why isn't anyone doing this job and why is MDA doing it ? We should have a minister of sexual affair or MOS, Ministry of Sex.

Why is it so difficult to get a gf for Singaporean

2009-05-07T00:05:00.000+08:00

Although it have been calculated that ration of man to woman is 1 : 4 there is 101 reason for Singaporean guy to get ~~laid~~ attached.. but what is happening ?

on stats wise there is nothing wrong w the ratio.. but technically on ground level we see what happen..

1 woman is a SPG .. so SG guy is not her cup of tea..

left 3...

1 is a lesbian... so that makes us left with 1.. ( lesbian also takes 2 hands to clap rite ?? )

left 1 ... so i thought to myself okay mah still have 1.. den today my colleague let me realize wat went wrong..

there are woman who likes ANIMAL !!! oh no.. so is a 1:0 thing.. damm !!!

Now Laff...

2009-04-08T09:13:00.001+08:00

1. When I was born, I was given a choice -- A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing......
14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
16. Despite the old saying, 'Don 't take your troubles to bed,' many men still sleep with their wives!!

Things Woman Hates about man

2009-04-08T00:11:00.000+08:00

I was really some back dated men's health and they were saying about things woman hates abt man and of course asking us to avoid it if u wanna be a ladies man..

but i just cant remmeber what were the topic.. so i decide to do a google..

and the return i get is scary !!!

but eh wait.. i search

"things woman hates about man"

but most of the 1st page return is " things man hates abt woman"

and so we just thought woman are the petty one? looks who's talking.. all the article flying around the net abt man hating woman.. haha

since i am like such an expert ( self proclaim ) with woman.. i think i will just come out with something woman ~~hate~~ dislike about man.. ( i think hate is too strong a word ) I am looking at the game from start.. from knowing her.. to be close friend to be together.. a whole journey top ten..of course i will be leaving out things which is very obvious like u are a serial killer.. u cheat on her.. u slp with her best friend kinda thing...

No.10

Full Of Himself

A normal nite at the bar.. Hi i am John.. Hi I am susan.. blah blah blah.. one whole nite. it's abt how good u are.. how rich u are.. u know who u do what.. are u sure she is even interested ?

No.9

Not Gentlemen Enough

Keyword No.1 Gentlemen.. what makes u a gentlemen ? always checking if she is okay.. if she need anything.. open the door.. a little good nite.. very very little gesture.. yes.. i say little.. but to the ladies.. it's important..

Keyword No.2 Enough.. what is enough ?? no.. woman just can't get enuff of love.. shower her with all the gentlemen love.. she wil love it..

No.8

MCP

in a nutshell.. not letting her to be who she is.. always thinking u are right..always give instruction and not discussion..

No. 7

Not taking lead

this is pretty difficult and might sounds very much the opposite of no.8.. bear in mind this is the gray area and the balancing point where u have to find.. everywoman have different G-spot and different woman have a different set of rules.. and this one is one of the most difficult .. getting the balance.. not being a jerk of MCP and not being the weak little no idea wat i wanna do man.. take the lead.. tell her ur plan..

No.6

Not respecting her

i mean in general man or woman hates this.. so this have to be on the list..this needs alot of communication.. when man n woman comes together.. we can't assume alot of things.. cause man n woman have different social equitte ( fug.. i cant spell this word )..so we have to respect her.. no.. i am not saying u cannot make decision.. u can make.. and ask her for comment.. if u have the same idea.. good for u.. if not.. try to convince her to buy ur story.. if it dun work? confuse her.. still dun work.. u have to evaluate when to give in and when not to..

No.5

Rejecting Sex

seriously.. i dunno why.. but when a woman wants to give it to u.. TAKE IT !! TAKE IT !!! 1st problem.. i dunno why u are rejecting.. all sex are good.. TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT!! it is sooo rule to reject her u know ??

No.4

SMS date

this can be quite mild for some lady.. but for me.. i think no no no .. if u wanna ask her out.. fucking call her pls.. dun sms.. and u know whatt's the chance of sms-ing the wrong get and asking her out rite ?

No.3

Say u will call and u nv..

this sucks.. man take this as a closing with everyone.. "eh.. catch up w u bro.. will call u.. " but in the woman world.. " nice meeting u.. i'll call u" it simply means i am happy and i will call u.. and yes.. pls call her when u say it.. if u are not planning to.. u can close the day with "i had fun.. u take care.. good nite.." duh !

No.2

Sending the wrong signal

yes yes yes.. they hate it.. they hate it.. cause woman n woman are always very caring.. and when man show care to a woman it is pretty normal to them too.. they wouldnt think as much as a man would.. according to man are from mars and woman are from venus.. this is the ball game.. so if a woman felt that a man likes her and she likes u back.. it's either u are really showing it too obvious or u are cheating her.. yes u nv sign on the dotted line yet but still u made her felt like an ass.. worst still u kip doing it and not clarifying it.. and they will be like " does he like me" and they always have the " shld i just wait for him to tell me..".. "it's so embrassing for a lady to ask a guy if he like her" and after all this thought.. tar dar... mr.man is attached.. I WILL KILL U!!! said woman..

No.1

this have to top the chart..

Missing of the magic word " I LOVE YOU"

i dunon what is wrong w someman.. they love u.. they really do.. but this 3 word is just like costing them a million dollars to speak it out.. SAY IT !! MAN !! SAY IT !! IF U LOVE HER !! TELL HER !! LET HER KNOW !!!!

Some that didnt make my chart

of course there are still alot alot which goes against "morale" issue and some which goes against the norm.. but still i think some are close.. but not enuff...

- Looking at gers.. i thought we are at the era that even gers look at gers.. so no damage..
- Late for date.. ever since the cre8tion of Handphone.. pple are so use to getting late and the " i will call u when i am near " thing.. so it's cool.. u can be late.. cause i can be later then late
- Surfing porn.. i mean porn surfing is like a very very common thing even woman do it.. so i guess no worries rite?
- Masturbating.. i know.. maybe will say u have a gf.. why masturbate? but knowing ur body ur self and with her is a different ball game.. it's not an insult as long as u still have sex w her.. unless u are telling me u prefer masturbating then have sex..then u odd to be shot..
- Two Timing
- Cheat on her
- slp with her best friend
- not giving her freedom
- not buying her her favorite gucci bag
- not nice to her parents
- not putting on condoms..
- not doing the style she wants
- not washing ur boxers
- not showering..

and the list goes on..

U know.. I know.. We Know..

Now pay respect to the GURU !!

Would u pay money to let other guys fug ur wife???

2009-04-05T15:09:00.000+08:00

From Drop Box

The post above was shared by mr.ma.. as simple as crazy as it can be but it had happen..

i have no clue why this happen.. it's pretty funny..

when i saw this my immediate response was

"1st thing is u pay to have sex w ur wife ??

den do him make home video? watch ? or wat ?

then the wife will very into it? enjoy ? or just let him poke nia ?

den the baby come out will know who is the real father bo ?

den this kind of this also can have contract ah?

den why mr.ma u go search such article ?? "

ha ! .. i am not saying that i disapprove pple have sex.. like i always say.. i always wish that sex is just like any sports where u can go " hey.. tonite free?? wanna have sex ?" den the other person will reply " who else? just both of us? " den we will mass sms " anyone free for sex tonite ? so far we have john,susan and me.. "

but too bad.. sex transmit diease.. if not.. i think we can work towards that goal that sex is like a sports and not like something tat scarce after all..

as crazy as it seems.. sex is really more then meets the eye !!

Top 10 Places to have sex

2008-09-15T09:04:00.000+08:00

alamak... i dun believe it.. some female blogger blogs about this topic and she actually got on the newspaper about this?

so is this news or is it just selling point for the papers?

:lol:

anyway.. if u guys are interested.. these are her top ten place..

1. On the deck of their yatch

2. Bf's Office

3. Roof top of building

4. Hotel - dun need to clear up

5. dunno where.. the chinese words too chim..

6. library !!

7. Car

8. Camping those tent wor

9. Male changing room

10. Bath Room.

so these are the ten lo.. or rather 9.. :lol:

some of the places are like so impossible for me lor..

aiya.. but wadever lah.. :lol:

temptress asked...

2008-07-30T22:52:00.000+08:00

so the temptress has spoken..

Saturday, July 19, 2008

What do you think of girls who say stuff like, "I need a fuck now", "I'm feeling horny and I need a dick in me now". Do you consider them as sluts? Or some ladies with high sex drive which you feel you wanna lend a helping hand to?

But WHAT IF, it is told to you via the Internet, and the lady initiated a meet-up with you, would you suspect that it may be a gay,transexual or probably a lady that is not exactly physically attractive?

And WHAT IF, you are horny and needs to enter a pussy, you meet up with the INternet lady, only to see that she is plump, not pretty and probably not attractive. Would you still go ahead with doing it? Does the outer appearance affects your desire for wanting sex or your performance on bed?

and i have spoken too..

1. If a lady says she needs a fuck now and so on i will tell her go do it.I mean when a man gets hungry and so does woman rite? I understand the difficulty of woman in getting laid ( IF they are not hot) Hottiest can simply get laid at a party or sumthing but wat abt the not? as for man.. the hunks get laid more then we know and the not so get their fair share too, even if not from ONS they can PAY for sex and they just think they are man but when a woman gets a gigolo ( not tat easy to find anyway from wat i know ) the view on her is so different. Somehow sometime man n woman just ain't equal. But then again if any lady ( friends or close friends ) needs a fuck and ain't too concern about the guy having gf or not i think it aint too difficult too. I guess man fcuk more and woman just make love. Man can fuck and forget but how many woman can do the same? I know there is but in ratio wise? end of the day we are still from Singapore

2. From the internet? sorry to disappoint, most likely i would think she is a lady boy cause there is alot actually out there.

3. for me i guess if we click i think physical aint the biggest obstacle cause i ain't the best looking guy out there too. Not only that but also the best looking ger might not be the one who give u a best time too u know?there is so many ways to turn someone on other den just physical..

Well.. that's abt it..so what else shld we talk abt next? - MORE SEX ??

Sex in public !!

2008-05-18T10:26:00.000+08:00

Have i talk abt this before?? it doenst matter.. good things are worth doing and worth talking abt..

anyway i believe sex in public is always one fantasy everyone will have.. be it at the toilet, back alley , on the public transport, in ur very own ride..

It's always sexciting ! but point to note.. it is a crime to do so.. so if u wanna do it.. dun get caught..

i shall not talk too much this time round.. cause a picture tells a thousand words.. and this time round i have more then just picture..

A video for all.. enjoy ~

Cheers,

How To Have Sex In Public Without Getting Caught

Sex Is Just Like every other thing...

2008-05-08T17:08:00.000+08:00

It has been sometimes since i talk about sex.. or rather blog about sex.. talking about sex is an everyday thing isn't it?

was talking to some friends about sex ( as usual ) and i actually found out that sex is simply just like any other things.. it's nv different.. it still works with the same logic..

1. It's like sports.. it takes more then 1 person to do it.. doing it alone is just a "practice" to make u better..

2. It's just like food..even if u do it very well.. it doesn't means everyone bite the same way.. some people dun take spice while some prefer it abit of tomyam.

3. It's not really about doing with who.. it's more of a who is that person to you.

I heard the 3rd point from a friend rather famous who i shall not name..

" Having sex with different boyfriend doesn't makes a different.. it's still the person you love at that time"

I suppose she was making love.. doing it with someone she luv.. size doesn't matter.. process doesn't matter.. where else looking at forum where guy pay for sex.. they always have field report

- this ger is good at doggie..

- this ger is good at bj.. no teeth feeling and so on..

that is fcuking?.. sex?.. that is like a critic talking about a soccer team..

is that so? do u guys agree??

but of course when u enjoy ur bf big dick or certain position or prefer ur ex bf doesnt means u dun luv ur currently bf lah~ so dun worry..

end of the day.. everyone have different sex drive.. different sex needs.. just like some pple like tom yam some pple dun.. (*hmmm.. did i say that b4?? )

whatever the case is.. just kip having sex and enjoy god's greater gift..

the usb port and the usb cable..

Star Blogger - NUS Student - Sex In Hostel.. So??

2008-03-11T18:10:00.000+08:00

So this week topic @ our Stomp Star Blog is to talk abt the article on Shin Min Daily..

something like 76% of NUS student have sex in NUS hostel. What's your reaction?

My reaction - once again Singapore media has shown the world how ignorant and dry our media has become...

It is so not an interesting topic..

I will tell you why...

1. SEX is like so? NUS students are adults
2. 76% have sex.. not like 76% have sex in the same room
3. they are under grad.. having sex is rite.. look at american pie.. w00t!!
4. they say they have sex in their hostel.. not outside.. so it's no big deal
5. no video no talk.. wait till u get video then say lor..

And many star blogger pointed out abt the rule of boi and ger in the same room must kip door open..

so?? they have sex with door open lor.. in fact i heard from my friend she saw b4 got pple do that lor..

look at HK magazine..look at online videos.. those party are real deal.. they can just dance and woman just start giving guys BJ at the dance floor. not that i am saying that's the right thing.. but i dun think having sex in the hostel shld hit the head line u see..

bottomline? piak 1st talk later lah..

always so narrow minded.. making mountain out of a mole hill.. den still say singapore birth rate low.. blame who?? everytime sex also on the bed same thing shake in n out meh??

Go outdoor..
Office..
Living room
Kitchen..
Toilet
Car
Overseas
Plane
Cinema
Back Alley

Alot of place to spice up sex life mah !!!

Have Sex - Can.. Take Picture - Can.. Kenna Sexposed ? - Priceless

2008-02-19T23:24:00.000+08:00

Sorry for all my sexcited friends.. nong nong time neber blog on this sexy brog riao.. cause dun really see a really interested topic about it recently..

Even Singapore Magazine always talks about the same thing

- better size
- where is the best location to have sex
- where is the G spot
- what is big O

and so on and so for..

BUT.. recently.. our dear edison made it head lines for all sex-related topic..

it's nothing fresh and this post is way way WOLS.. and this post is NPNT too.. i dun wanna get sued you see.. and also this might be blog number 986754827389127435612839761923131 talking about this case.. so i will just cut it very very very simple to read.. all below are IMO .

1. Having Sex is a-ok even for celebrities..
2. Taking pictures or even video is a-ok too.. even if you are a celebrity
3. Taking picture and bring ur lappy go format with the picture in it is NOT ok
4. fugging so many gers is 10 points !!!
5. licking a hairy cheesepie is 10 points for guts
6. having ur hair cheesepie shown to the world is 0 points
7. objection on pre-marital sex and doing it is not okay
8. crying is not a solution
9. admit ur mistake is always the best solution
10. taking picture of underage ger is NOT ok
11. whole world laffing at ur KKJ is small is priceless.. but nvm.. u gotch all the hottie.. so u win
12. Work @ a repair company or service center for celebrity laptop is a good job!!
13. actually it's media's fault once again.. if they do a cover up.. not so many pple will know one.. u think realli everybody know how to use goggle and CSI meh??

i guess that's all the points i need to say lor..

Condom Story...

2007-10-19T15:24:00.000+08:00

It has been crazy life out there.. work is packed and time is running.. but nevertheless sex is part the life still.. and of course , talking abt sex..

Topic of the day -

Condom..

The importance of it..

It is not just about getting ur partner pregnant or not..it is about safety.

aiya.. shit.. busy la.. no time to finish this post.. maybe next time.. mean while enjoy the above picture larh...

Hi! Are U a Bergin??

2007-09-10T01:37:00.000+08:00

Was watching a video on youtube.. It's about a Famous Taiwan born mix blood Japanese Porn star. They talk abt things like why be a porn star and so on and so for.. but the real topic which interest me was - " Berginity "

Is a woman's berginity very important to man?

this is wat was brought up during the show

" Everyman wanna have sex with the woman he is dating with, but will like to marry a bergin at the end of the day "

which i find it is really very true but cruel, how can there be so many nice and good bergin out there guys are trying to fcuk them so much??

Some guys like bergin cause it's like a " I am the one who did it to her FIRST " i believe is not a so much of a feeling thingy.. it's more like a typical MCP pride thingy..

where else on the other hand some guys like more sexperience woman..

so which group do u belong to?

some woman in our society like to act bergin - everytime u talk abt sex they will act shy and so on.. EEE so disgusting.. and i seriously hate gers who falls in this category.. cause everyone loves sex and that is the bottomline.. everyone does it.. and our ERA is no longer the longer u kip the better.. kip so long for wad?? interest higher ah?? loyalty award is it??

and there will be another grp who are more open and willing to talk abt it..they share their sexperience in changing room or at least they bitch abt it on the fone with their best gf?sex is something u have to talk abt to enjoy it even more.. just like any other thing..

and of course i don't mean i support kiss and tell or rather fcuk and tell.. i do not believe in that.. especially like in the army.. many of my guy friends will do and go back to camp and show off.. come on.. i mean if she is someone u met at the club i still can accept.. but if is ur gf..u can say both of u had good sex..but maybe not till the very detail detail point .. i think u are not respecting her if u are really telling it in full details like what she does and what she likes to say during sex.. it's rather weird..

Woman nv care abt a man's berginity.. this is sumthing i am very confident about.. cause most man lost it to either their left hand or right hand with the help of Vivian Hsu or Pamela Anderson during my ERA..which woman cares if their bf is a bergin? i think the very most they care abt is if u are still having sex with other woman after being together with her? or have u visited any LSB or hooker b4 being with her..

i suppose man who really cares abt their wife being a bergin or not.. pls try to change ur concept unless you are telling me you are a bergin as well until the day u get married.. and that.. i ish respect you deep deep..

So to conclude my post..

What is berginity? Is it a feeling? A lie? A myth?An sexperience? or is it just abt the hymen?

Is there such thing as the correct age to lost it? 13 ish too young? 30 ish too old? who is in the position to judge what is correct or wrong?? it is always in the eye of the beholder which is affected by the environment and society..

Fuck the rules.. let's make love..

Mr.Smith, "Hello.. pls dun act like a bergin in front of me !! "

How to Make a not-so-horny-woman horny

2007-08-17T00:59:00.000+08:00

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kenna pwn3d deep deep...

Porn..

2007-08-05T22:21:00.000+08:00

Porn..

A Video of pple making love.. be it with or without story..

Is a video of a lady flashing her boobs consider porn??

Anyway.. My topic for today is porn..

1) Why Do Man Watch Porn?

2) Do Woman Watch Porn?

3) Do Woman Allow their BF to watch Porn??

4) Should Couple Watch Porn together??

5) Should you do home made video??

*) FAQ

Why Do Man Watch Porn??

I dunno about those guys who always put up a goody goody look who claim that they dun watch porn. If u ask me.. i think those guys are worst then those who watch porn, cause they watch and they lied about it. The only reason i can come out with that guy dun watch porn is cause they cannot find it. If they can find it, i don't believe they wouldn't watch it. Even if you are a weird guy, there are so many kind of porn out there, other den our normal Guy and Girl on bed porn , we have porn at different places, park, car, pool, mountain, beach, forest. We even have girl girl porn, boy boy porn, party porn, animal porn, home video porn. it is like you name it.. they have it..

but why do we watch porn. there is nothing shameful about watching porn. In my opinion, Watching porn satisfy humans' fantasy. Like what i stated above , there are so many kind of porn, so many ways of having sex, buy will you have the courage and be adventurous enough for all the above??

It's simply like watching movie, fill up the gap in your imagination. Can you be a superman and fly? can you be flying out of the moon? finding an incredible adventure into the desert?? NO?

So this is how porn works, it simply turn people on with all this fantasy thingy.. it's a mind game..

DO woman watch porn?

Very subjective.. many say no.. some say yes.. Different from man, those who didn't watch porn for a lady doesn't means they can't find.. it doesn't means they are lying as well.. some really do not watch porn.. but why?? Simply because of our so call "social morale image"

Woman classified man who watch porn "dirty" so even when they feel like watching it, they will worry " eee.. i also so dirty hor" but the fact is.. they wanna try.. they want it.. but they think it is "wrong" for woman to watch porn.. they also worry that after man know they watch porn.. man will look at them as if they are very horny, easy and loose woman.. which i don't think that is the case..

For those who say yes, good for them.. enjoy porn.. enjoy sex.. kip it up..

Should woman allow their BF to watch porn

Many ladies will say "NO" cause they find that " they can simply watch me.. why watch them" ...

or.. i simply dun like my man to watch other woman naked..

why not?? imagine the things ur bf is going to learn from those video and he is going to be so kinky and you guys are gonna have such good bed room fun!!

but of course.. there will be time where woman feel very uncomfortable when their bf is asking too much from them.. You must always remember that they are porn star for a reason.. They are the professionals.. their dicks are longer.. their breast are bigger.. they can do more positions and more dicks can going into them.. simply cause they are PROFESSIONALS!!! and they are paid to do so and they do it so often.. just like comparing ur chicken rice u cook and the lady selling at the stall.. of course there might be pple better den the one selling at the stall.. but how often do that happen??

so do not compare.. but u can learn what you can..and enjoy~ so guys pls dun expect your gf to squirt as much or able to let u penetrate their asses as deep.. and for the ladies.. you know.. not all guys can go on 90mins.. even beckham get subs out in certain matches.. 90min is simply crazy..

Should Couple Watch Porn together?

At the point of view of a good relationship.. why not?? couples should share their hobbies, do things together and why not porn?

watch together.. get turn on together.. den do it together.. but of course like previously mention.. dun compare.. just enjoy..

if a lady is not too comfortable with watching some very violent porn or porn which is too out of the world like animal porn of sm.. maybe start off with something like a homevideo (like tammy) or very mild boy girl on bed 10mins short clip.

Should you do home video?

Why not if both parties are comfortable? It's kinky.. make u feel like you are a actor n actress for once.. and wat more our handphone has this function anyway.. but do remember to del it before you lost you hp..

and of course video AAR ( after action review ) is always very useful.. u can see where you did it well and where u screwed up badly.. very much like dancers looking into the mirror to find their own mistake or video taking down a marching during the parade to review what are their own mistakes.

so yeah.. get a camera phone.. for NSF or REG.. make your gf have one.. :lol:

FAQ

- Where got time?

No time for porn?? no worries..

PSP to the rescue!!

So what you waiting for?? let's watch some porn!!!

Smith, porn porn is good.. just dun get pwned

Some Other Sex Blog

2007-07-31T00:07:00.000+08:00

If u guys even notice.. i was tag!! finally some on replied using blogger..

http://getfreakynow.blogspot.com/

She's writing a sex blog too!!! very interesting thoughts..

i'm not too sure about the rest.. but the other sex blog which i know are :

http://atemptressinme.blogspot.com/

Temptress.. famous one.. she talk more about her sexperience and fantasy..

http://jennytong.blogspot.com/

Jenny daring adventure.. i dunno how true are her stories.. but i seldom read them.. not much of thoughts.. more like stories to me..

i don't really enjoy reading pple saying that they are some ger and flashing or having sex.. it can be true my the voice inside me is telling me that it's just a nerd sitting there with one hand on the keyboard and still typing fast and another hand on his dick wanking off his own "sex story"

i'm not trying to point finger and say they are fake.. but i'm just saying that there is a chance..why be afraid to show the world who u are when u dare to say? u dare not admit? u worry it affect ur personnel life?? den don't preach..

worry pple think tat u are cheap?? in the 1st place i dun have sex cheap.. it's those pple who sell their soul who is cheap.. sex?? it's more then just pure enjoyment..

i rather spent time reading pple thoughts and view about sex and the city.. not any city.. but our flower city..

hope Taco Belle update her blog more often.. or even better.. come over often enuff to tag me...

Smith.. i am who i am.. so what if i enjoy sex??Even king and queen give birth..even teachers give birth..so??

Show 'em to me

2007-07-29T15:08:00.000+08:00

Well it seems to me that this whole worlds gone crazy
theres to much hate and killin goin on
but when i see the bare chest of a woman
my worrys and my problems are all gone
no one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
baby if you would show yours to, we could save the world

show them to me, show them to me
unclasp your bras and set those puppy free
they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree
if you got, two fun bags,
show them to me

I don't care if they don't match or if ones bigger then the other
you could show me one, and ill imagine the other
even if your really old, theres nothing wrong
don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, there just a little long

show them to me, show them to me
lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
just this row, show your globes and a happy man I'll be
if you got, those chi chi's,
show them to me

I've met a lot of them, but never one I hated
even if you had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated
theres no such thing as a bad breast, i belive this much is true
if your a big fat man im a titty fan and id love to see yours toooo

show them to me, show them to me
just like the girls gone wild on T.V.
just lean back and show your back and ill be in ecstasy
if you got two casabas
show them to me

all the world will live in harmony
it'al do yea good, it'al give me wood, we'll make history
if you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,
i said if you love your country yea
then stand up and show them big old boobies to me

Men Have Sex ; Women Make Love..

2007-07-28T08:17:00.000+08:00

Oh Yea.. A very good morning to all ladies and gentlemen.. i just came back from another D&D last nite.. w00t.. full of babes.. nice pple.. nice dress and nice cleavage..haha..

anyway.. a very good week and i believe many more to come.. 1st of all i have another Fan Mail request here ( no joke .. it's true.. )

Reader - Ms [K] says : " Hi Smith , I like the way you blog about sex.. not many pple do it and it is interesting.. but i find it is not detailed enuff.. and can you talk on the topic abt the different mentality about man and woman regarding sex? "

OKay~ Ms [K],

To sum up the so call difference about Sex mentality about man and woman, it's sum up to the few words below :

" Men Have Sex, Women Make Love "

let's do it the normal way.. and dig out some word's of sexdom by women :

" I can only make love to the men i like "

" honey.. not to day.. i dun have the mood "

" let's try for a baby.. "

" I need the foreplay before sex "

" I love u so much dear.. i only wanna make love to you"

And now let's see what the guys have to say :

"that woman face CMI.. but body hot sia... NVM la.. cover the face.. attack the base "

"honey.. today pls?? i am always in the mood"

"baby??"

"driving u home after a date is part of foreplay..reach ur home.. attack ur base!! yay! "

" dear.. can try CIM?? CIF?? "

" dude, check that babe out.. fwah.. if i can have sex with her den steady liao"

Find those quote above very familiar? It's like a everyday thing??

This is what i mean by the difference in men and women on the topic sex..

Women ( most ) make love with feelings.. love.. the man they love.. and the process..

Men ( most ) make love with their dick.. sweat.. the woman who is hot..(or even any woman as long as got a female port ) and the process is just so so.. i'll say man are more result orientated.. offload == happy..

we all know that men are from mars and women are from Venus..

but due to global warming and star wars.. we find men from Venus and Women from Mars nowadays..so once again to CC " Cover Car S'ng" I must say.. dun jump to conclusion or stereotyping any gender.. this is just a generally kinda post..

anyway.. i personally enjoy foreplay.. maybe we can discuss about foreplay on the next post..keep those fan request coming!!

end off with a picture for u guys..

Smith, nv realli like to compare by gender.. it's a endless warz..

Enjoy Sex.. - Think , Talk , Do , Enjoy

2007-07-25T12:24:00.000+08:00

Ever heard the saying of " Rich get richer and poor gets poorer? "

Actually Human is a very self-running machine.. u will become what ever u are if u are what u already is..

it applies to many many things.. and in this article we are talking abt - sex ( what's new ?

If a person tell u that they are not horny, they have low sex drive or they dun realli like sex.. it's simply because they do not know how to enjoy it..

Sex is not just about doing it..

Sex is not just a physical thingy..

It's about mind..

You talk about it.. You think about it... den you do it.. den u like it..den u enjoy it..

it's just like how they use the word addicted.. but of course addicted is abit too much. but there are sex addicts around. 1st u start.. u can't stop..

So.. dun be shy.. the more u reject it the more it will go away.. this is how sex is.. accept it.. be bold .. love it.. do it..

Desperate HouseWives Singapore

2007-07-23T16:25:00.000+08:00

What's Wrong??

The market in Singapore ain't just about horny man and horny young ladies.. it's actually includes the house wives as well..

And the marketing company of Singapore aint that stupid as well..

they actually piggy back onto this " SEX SELL" concept..

look what they did to sell their product..

U mean ur paper or i use n rub liaoz sumthing will happen??

Strong.. Thick.. Longer.. what else can u ask for??

Smith , Eyes sharp like Eagle..but small

Singapore Woman Are (Horny)

2007-07-21T11:07:00.000+08:00

Many magazines and even people around me are always saying that Singapore Girls or rather woman are very conservative.. Even themselves bring out a very conservative image and feel of themselves. But of course..once again i will say we cannot stereotype and i am talking abt generally here..

Who are the girls who fall into this group??

After I tell one dirty joke : " EEE.. u si bei er xin lo ( disgusting ) "

When i look at girls and comment their "jugs" are very nice : " wah lau , smith.. dun so horny leh.. sick leh u"

i get all these comments all the time..

but are singapore girls realli conservative??

the ans is NO..

but they are not that Horny as well..

that's why i categorize them as (horny) ..

from the word (horny), it simply means horny in a () or wat i call a shell..

I was down at Gotham Penthouse yesterday, and b4 that the party was like lukewarm..

pple standing at a corner drinking.. chatting..

BUT.. once the male stripper comes on stage.. the ladies almost bring the house down..

screamming.. laughing.. shouting.. yelling.. OMG..

look at there faces man.. like a butch of hungry wolf looking at the little sheep..

i will say.. they need to be tease..they want it.. but they dun wanna go get it.. they just wanna be serve..

This is a very simple logic..it's like the last piece of chicken on the table..u wanted it.. u know u wanted it.. but for image.. for formality wise.. u will offer others and wait for others to say.. "no.. it's okay.. u have it.." but the fact is that everybody wanted it.. but they just want that image..

or even when you are at a show..when the host ask volunteer to come up n play to walk away with a $100 voucher..u wanted it so.. u know u could win.. but u are shy.. until ur friends push u up..host call for ur name.. den u are willing to move up..

are these scenario very familiar to u?? it's very common isn't it??

since they are (horny) but why are they not horny?? i believe it is man's fault.. they are like math.. have to remove the ()s but it's a trick.. different woman have different equation.. so what's yours??

so guys.. to have good sex.. good mate.. be a men.. show them what you have got..

cause they are all (horny) pple..

Smith, no ()s.. simply just HORNY!!

No - i don't want sex.. Yes - I want sex..

2007-07-19T11:33:00.000+08:00

Very soon after my 1st sex-post, there is a troubled reader writing in for some help.

let's call him [X]..

[X]'s ex gf is coming back from overseas and even before she is back she start to get in touch with him , talking on phone and even sms-es.. she stated her stand clear say " i am single and wanna come back for some FUN "

So [X]'s concern : AM I GOING TO HAVE SEX??
: What if her FUN is not the kind of fun he is thinking?
: what if she really want den he didnt get the hint??

isn't this a common worry a guy have??

When i know when a woman want sex and when a woman don't want

There are times when the woman are expecting more den just dinner..
But there are times they dun even want the dinner..
but of course i don't expect you to ask " are we going to have sex tonight?"
or " ASGM ?? "

i will classified woman's feeling about sex before going for a date..

1) I want sex tonight
2) I Might want sex tonight
3) i don't think i wanna have sex with him tonite..

but ultimately, the ball is always in the guy's court..

why?

If she is horny - u can always spoils it and turn her off..
If she is not horny - u can turn her on and you SCORES!!!

so.....

If you ask me there are a few important things you need to do,

" Observe , Listen , Hint "

Observe things she do/ she wear :

If a woman want to mate at that night, she will definitely be better dress, clean, shaved, sexy. but of course, woman always want herself to be pretty so dun get the wrong hint, this part is the part you have to decide..

How close physically she is during the date..

Listen to the thing she say

I think tonight is so beautiful.. i don't feel like going home so early

Is there anywhere else we can go?

Hint

In fact this is the most important part..

like pointed out just now, the ball is always in the guys court..

use words to hint her..

set verbal trap

example : if u guys are drinking..

" don't drink so much la.. later u drunk i dunno where u stay "

Expect ans like - " den i go ur house " SCORE!!!

or

ans like - " no la.. i not so easy drunk " more hint needed

best is still to send her home.. send until the doorstep..

if she say - " wanna come in for a drink? " SCORE!!!

if she nv.. den u ask - " can i use ur toilet.. or u ask can i get a drink "

if can den u are almost there..

But ultimately , follow the flow.. you have it.. you have it.. dun push it..

be a gentlemen..

but of course.. there are products in the market which can help..

- Spanish Fly!!!

I'm not too sure if this article is useful.. cause woman comes in many different kind.. and out of the many kind they will change their opinion towards things base on so many factors..

Smith, Helping [X]

You Can't catc HIV that easily

2007-07-18T09:45:00.000+08:00

1st of all.. welcome to my new blog - " Smithtalkaboutsex.blogspot.com "

Inspire by website lets talk about sex.sg

the rest of the explanation is on the left under disclaimer..

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This is a postcard from letstalkaboutsex.sg

on the back face.. it says:

HIV is not an easy virus to pass on. It is not transmitted by :

Coughing or Sneezing

Causal contact such as sharing meals and bathroom facilities, sitting on toilet seats, hugging or dry kissing

Mosquitoes, fleas and other insects

Giving blood at a blood bank or other established blood collection center in Singapore.

SEX is enjoyable.. but safety cums before you cums..

Smith, very 1st SEXducation post..

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